.......dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which i guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis........
I am Here for:
anything that won't leave me sticky with a shameful sense of regret....... that's the last time i go to taiwan....
Hobbies:
i asked a girl at the art museum who she liked better; Monet or Manet. She just stared at me, Then she walked away. I think she went to get me some mayonaisse...
I Love:
my friend trista for getting hit on by corey haim, 6 of the 7 dwarves(sneezy your dead to me!!!), my cock, bob ross for painting such happy little tree's, the jeopardy song, little old racist southern grandma's, cooter pie, david hasselhof, carnies, mr. hanky the christmas poo, midgets, anyone that hates canada, homer simpson, jb & kg, russell crowe's stunt double, patton oswalt, the pope, kool moe dee, people who are scared of pickles, bea arthur, merv griffin, alf, m.c. hammer, bob saget, lee harvey oswald, and one-legged veitnamese prostitutes with seizures.... (with or without the eye-patch) .... and chinese acrobats
I Hate:
......... canada............... and merlin olsen's shoe's..........
