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call me; Ali, Ally, Ani, Laina, Laney, LaneyBear, Alaina. I'm sixteen. I'm single; not looking. I have chronic lyme disease, and they think i was born with it. I'm on antibiotics so I feel like shit. (I'm not on often.) I work weekends from 9-3 bussing tables. I won't be on then. In fact, I'm hardly ever on anymore. Period. I've been busy with friends, school, work, and doctors appointments. So, in other words, I /do/ have a life :D chatitup. Live /Guidelines/: 001. Make me a sign. I return the favor. :D 002. Introduce yourself. I'm Alaina, and you are..? 003. I smile if people go on cam for me. 004. I dance if I get friend requests! :D(sometimes) 005. Don't ask about my love life. Unless you want schoolgirl gushing about cute boys. 006. I may have boobs, and dress like a prostitute, but I'm NOT a whore. 007. Insulting me won't break me, I'm built strong; I haven't cried since December. Live /Rules/: 001. Dudes, don't whip it out on me. I'll virtually rip it off. Or hunt you down and do it physically.(No, it will NOT be kinky. Promise.) 002. Don't ask me to flash. Kthx. 003. I walk around in a bikini quite often. Don't fucking ask if you can jack off to me. 004. I'm innocent. Stop asking if I'm a virgin; I've only kissed one boy. 005. Don't be a super dick to my mods. Billy, Tim, and Teddy are amazing <3 006. Don't type in all caps, or alternating all randomly D: it drives me nuts. No chat/text speak, either. I like people with brains. 007. DON'T (lmao, i broke my rule) I REPEAT, DON'T. Just come in to comment on my boobs. D: redtube.com. THERE'S YOUR PORN, PERVS. 008. Pervy comments get you kicked; you get one warning. 009. (: Treat me, and everyone else, like a human being. Kthxbai. :P msn: x_crimson_wrists_x@hotmail.com aim: morriscommali |
