If you have never seen me on cam, I look something like this:
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As a baby, I washed up on the cold shores of Antarctica, and was raised by a team of 11 penguins. I was named click-squawk-click which roughly translates to Mister Man...because I was the only man they knew. As a teen, I swam to the United States where I have lived by foraging for fruits and stealing then eating infant farm animals that are not properly looked after. I stumbled across a computer with internet access. Now I am addicted to the sweet nectar called cyberspace.