Candace Kroslak

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water, oil, egg yolk and flour.
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Time: 01:02 More in Howto & Style
Published on: Sat Jun 02 20:03:00 GMT 2007
For PaperLilies: Using flies to fly
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Time: 01:36 More in Howto & Style
Published on: Sat Apr 07 09:46:16 GMT 2007
Remember when going to the toilette was fun? Dedicated to John Peel, rest in peace.
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Time: 02:09 More in Comedy
Published on: Sat Mar 17 06:37:12 GMT 2007
Tough to Describe: It's about death. Watch at least Twice, and I like to hear you explain it. Its more Dark Abstract Contrasts than Comedy, and my nostalgia for the 60s. Still waiting for the obvious hate comment: "I will kill you myself you...." I learned by not including your track id you are bound to receive more comments :) The Original Song is: "Ex Fan Des Sixties" Written by: Serge Gainsbourg Performed by: Jane Birkin The Version used on this track is a cover due to copyright reasons by a couple of excellent musicians who call themselves: "Stereo Total" There is a plethora of French New Wave Music being covered by contemporary Indie Bands.
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Time: 01:58 More in Comedy
Published on: Sat Nov 25 20:21:24 GMT 2006
This is what I say every year at the Thanksgiving table, and annoys the hell out of everyone. It was written by William S. Burroughs: Thanks for the wild turkey and the Passenger Pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts Thanks for a Continent to despoil and poison — Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger — Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin, leaving the carcass to rot — Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes — Thanks for the AMERICAN DREAM to vulgarize and falsify until the bare lies shine through — Thanks for the KKK, for nigger-killing lawmen feeling their notches, for decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces — Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers — Thanks for laboratory AIDS — Thanks for Prohibition and the War Against Drugs — Thanks for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business — Thanks for a nation of finks — yes, thanks for all the memories... all right, let's see your arms... you always were a headache and you always were a bore — Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams.
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Time: 02:21 More in Entertainment
Published on: Wed Nov 22 05:21:41 GMT 2006
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