its all Kun t's fault that the JFSC blew up, if Johnny had sent him the shirts like he promised he wouldnt have pushed Eric into the arms of those whores. You called it right!
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs
I guess it's hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you
I know my haiku's are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars
Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night
Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night
One milkshake, two straws.
Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night
Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night
Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)
Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)
Release the doves!
hey Moggy!!! Did you hear the news about Kun T Bastard..he lost the love of his life in a awful B.B.Qing incident, he told me his precious butt sex goat fell into a vat of hickory smoked B.B.Q. sauce and that he had to eat it !!! I told you that crazy canuck was into animal loving!! Call Ned and tell him to lock the barn tonight! Kun T is looking for love and Joey Boots is ready to be new love. Wow , I think we better keep and eye on the family pets when your around him!
Did you get the memo from the JFSC about Kun T Bastard? Says he fell off the back of his pygmy goat and broke his ass....Hmmmmm I wonder what he was really doing to that goat !
