HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH US AIRWAYS. ARE YOU TIRED OF LANDING YOUR SCHEDULED FLIGHTS WITH EASE AND COMFORT? WELL, HERE WITH US AIRWAYS, YOU CAN BLOW OUT YOUR FRONT TIRES IN THE LANDING AT TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, AND AS A RESULT, YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT SEVEN SUITCASES AND OTHER ACCESSORIES BANG YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD IN A FLURRY OF PAIN AND EXCITEMENT. CALL NOW AND YOU CAN ALSO WAKE UP UNRESPONSIVE TO YOUR WIFE AND BE PRONOUNCED DEAD AT over 9000:45 AM. ORDER IT TODAY.

Annie are you ok are you ok are you okay Annie Annie are you ok are you ok are you okay Annie Annie are you ok are you ok are you okay Annie

i love you.

No way in hell I would keep my child if they looked like that :p

ahhahah nice

I'm just gonna Leave myself one long ass fucking comet

so there