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Hmm... What to say about myself? Well, I have a cat, I go to college, and I have a weird toilet phobia. Just kidding, I don't go to college. Hah, no I do, really. Hmmm... Hopefully that gives you a better idea of what kind of person I am.

I am Here for:

Hobbies:

Reading, sculpture, walking, sitting, standing, brushing the cat, counting backwards from 100, washing my hands over and over until they bleed

Favorite Movies:

The Matrix, The Mask, Anything with 'the' in front of it

Favorite TV Shows:

Heroes, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Favorite Music:

Greenday, Smashmouth, Maroon 5

Favorite Books:

I am America (and so can you!)

I Love:

Chocolate

I Hate:

The number 226.(Its personal, please don't ask me about it).

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My Photos ( 8 )

Respect the Stache

Cat spread

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My Videos ( 22 )

No arms happy dance

robot dance

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I edited my profile with the Custickam Profile Editor. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, everyone, and welcome to "The Gary Ivan Experience". This is basically a show about anything and everything. This is a show where we talk about the things that really matter, like...gay..stem..cells...marriage or the next appearance of Britney"s Hoo-ha(or little Britney). Maybe other things too if we have the time. So thanks for stopping by and check me out in my mustache! *A real show(kinda) every Tuesday(If I feel like it) night at 9pm EST(Approximately, I might be 30-60 min late)* .................................................................................................................................. *Important Note! I will no longer be accepting friend requests from creepy old guys. I'm sick and tired(mostly sick) of these people contacting me. I am not interested so don't even bother. But Gary, you say to me, how do I know if I qualify as a creepy old guy? Well, not to worry, for I have created this handy guide for you to follow. ........................................................................................................................................ Gary’s guide to determining whether you qualify as a creepy old guy
1. Click this link to see a picture of a frolicking naked 13-year old boy. Does it turn you on? If you clicked that link expecting to see a frolicking naked 13-year old boy, you are most definitely a creepy old guy.
2. Are you over 40 and living by yourself in a small apartment, or in your parent’s basement? And, are you not accessing stickam from your workplace? If yes, you may consider yourself a creepy old guy.
3. Are you naked right now as you are reading this? If yes, you are just creepy.
4. Do you consider the phrases “just want to chat” and “see me naked” to the mean the same thing? Yes? Then Creepy old guy you most certainly are.
5. And finally, if you used any part of this guide, or if you had to ask yourself the question “am I a creepy old guy” or if you think I might think you are a creepy old guy, then consider this: You Most Likely Are A Creepy Old Guy.
*******************Rules of the Show, follow these or get kicked!******************* .................................................................................................................................... 1. You are all to address me as "Mr." Gary. No excepsions. Failure to adhere to these rule will results in you"re getting kiked!1the .................................................................................................................................... 2. If you wanna be on cam, you must wear proper attire. I don"t wanna see any naked fat guys. So if you are a naked fat guy, sorry, but you are not welcome here. .................................................................................................................................... 3. Do not post any links of any kind anywhere ever. There is a good reason for this which I will not go into at this time. .................................................................................................................................... 4. Nun jokes are only to be told in the presence of nuns. Failure to comply with this rule will results in you getting a level 3 ban. .................................................................................................................................... 5. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and they are all nasty, so keep your clothes on(see rule 2). .................................................................................................................................... 6. The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. If you disagree with this you are not welcome in my room. .................................................................................................................................... 7. I have a very hot body and I understand that you all want to see it, but I don"t show anything on cam . Sorry, but there is a time and a place for those things and this just isn"t that time nor is it the place.(But you can call me and I"m sure we can arrange something). .................................................................................................................................... 8. These things you are not allowed to talk ab out: anything sexual, it can be racist or hate as long as it isn"t of a sexual nature, and it is not directed towards me. Also pork, Germany, Batman vs. Spiderman, and orange are not appropriate discussion topics. Violation of this rule will get you kicked faster than Michael Jackson getting off in a toy store. ..................................................................................................................................... 9. Finally, questioning any of these rules will result in you getting kicked. ..................................................................................................................................... 10. This is just filler, as I didn"t want to end the list on an odd number.

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Kc™

happy bday gary long time no see!

krysta,...

GARY, why don't you love me anymore!
GARY, stop ignoring me!
GARYYYYYIVANNNNNN, I MISSS YOOOUUUUUU. ;-;
/wrist

Fletcher

So, I've been meaning to tell you smoeth-PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

*Felicia*

GARY!! i miss you :) we should meet up sometime...on here i mean. we gotta catch up buddy. that is...if you remember me. well hopefully i'll talk to you later. --Felicia AKA *YuNiQuE*

quitebi...

Goddamnit, Gary. Go gonline.

Chance_...

Heyyy Gary i miss you when need to do shows again when summer gets here!

soopa feen

Gary Ivan your a fucking asshole!!

krysta,...

Hello fans of Gary Ivan.
I am sorry to say this, but Gary Ivan has been abducted by a group of frolicking, naked, 13 year old, creepy old guys.
I should know this, because I was there, watching him suffer, as they put his cat in the oven, his webcam in a glass of water, and his mic in the closet.

Sadly, Gary was not able to retrieve such items, so he surrendered himself to George McCain (Or the leader of the group). Luckily, he was able to bring his dysfunctional laptop, so he could check his Stickam page every once in a while. He does not go on cam because the built-in webcam tends to freeze his computer.

I hope this helped you understand what happened, fans of Gary Ivan.

-Mr. T