Ivan,Gary
 
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Member Since: 11/19/2007
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10/12/2008
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Hmm... What to say about myself? Well, I have a cat, I go to college, and I have a weird toilet phobia. Just kidding, I don't go to college. Hah, no I do, really. Hmmm... Hopefully that gives you a better idea of what kind of person I am.
I am Here for: 

Hobbies: 
Reading, sculpture, walking, sitting, standing, brushing the cat, counting backwards from 100, washing my hands over and over until they bleed

Favorite Movies: 
The Matrix, The Mask, Anything with 'the' in front of it

Favorite TV Shows: 
Heroes, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Favorite Music: 
Greenday, Smashmouth, Maroon 5

Favorite Books: 
I am America (and so can you!)

I Love: 
Chocolate

I Hate: 
The number 226.(Its personal, please don't ask me about it).
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I edited my profile with the Custickam Profile Editor. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, everyone, and welcome to "The Gary Ivan Experience". This is basically a show about anything and everything. This is a show where we talk about the things that really matter, like...gay..stem..cells...marriage or the next appearance of Britney"s Hoo-ha(or little Britney). Maybe other things too if we have the time. So thanks for stopping by and check me out in my mustache! *A real show(kinda) every Tuesday(If I feel like it) night at 9pm EST(Approximately, I might be 30-60 min late)* .................................................................................................................................. *Important Note! I will no longer be accepting friend requests from creepy old guys. I'm sick and tired(mostly sick) of these people contacting me. I am not interested so don't even bother. But Gary, you say to me, how do I know if I qualify as a creepy old guy? Well, not to worry, for I have created this handy guide for you to follow. ........................................................................................................................................ Gary’s guide to determining whether you qualify as a creepy old guy
1. Click this link to see a picture of a frolicking naked 13-year old boy. Does it turn you on? If you clicked that link expecting to see a frolicking naked 13-year old boy, you are most definitely a creepy old guy.
2. Are you over 40 and living by yourself in a small apartment, or in your parent’s basement? And, are you not accessing stickam from your workplace? If yes, you may consider yourself a creepy old guy.
3. Are you naked right now as you are reading this? If yes, you are just creepy.
4. Do you consider the phrases “just want to chat” and “see me naked” to the mean the same thing? Yes? Then Creepy old guy you most certainly are.
5. And finally, if you used any part of this guide, or if you had to ask yourself the question “am I a creepy old guy” or if you think I might think you are a creepy old guy, then consider this: You Most Likely Are A Creepy Old Guy.
*******************Rules of the Show, follow these or get kicked!******************* .................................................................................................................................... 1. You are all to address me as "Mr." Gary. No excepsions. Failure to adhere to these rule will results in you"re getting kiked!1the .................................................................................................................................... 2. If you wanna be on cam, you must wear proper attire. I don"t wanna see any naked fat guys. So if you are a naked fat guy, sorry, but you are not welcome here. .................................................................................................................................... 3. Do not post any links of any kind anywhere ever. There is a good reason for this which I will not go into at this time. .................................................................................................................................... 4. Nun jokes are only to be told in the presence of nuns. Failure to comply with this rule will results in you getting a level 3 ban. .................................................................................................................................... 5. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and they are all nasty, so keep your clothes on(see rule 2). .................................................................................................................................... 6. The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. If you disagree with this you are not welcome in my room. .................................................................................................................................... 7. I have a very hot body and I understand that you all want to see it, but I don"t show anything on cam . Sorry, but there is a time and a place for those things and this just isn"t that time nor is it the place.(But you can call me and I"m sure we can arrange something). .................................................................................................................................... 8. These things you are not allowed to talk ab out: anything sexual, it can be racist or hate as long as it isn"t of a sexual nature, and it is not directed towards me. Also pork, Germany, Batman vs. Spiderman, and orange are not appropriate discussion topics. Violation of this rule will get you kicked faster than Michael Jackson getting off in a toy store. ..................................................................................................................................... 9. Finally, questioning any of these rules will result in you getting kicked. ..................................................................................................................................... 10. This is just filler, as I didn"t want to end the list on an odd number.


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Benny B...
  
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 7:23:53 PM GMT
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
Fletcher
 
Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:46:31 AM GMT
What the junk man, I thought we said EVERYNIGHT this week. Not WheneverIFeelLikeItday....FO FREE
helloKR...
  
Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:50:39 AM GMT
I see you're online there.. GO LIVE NOW.
jeskos
 
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 7:16:31 PM GMT
when are you going live?@#!
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Saturday, September 6, 2008 5:15:46 PM GMT
i miss pus$y cam :(:(:(:(:(:(
helloKR...
  
Monday, September 1, 2008 7:17:27 PM GMT
WHOA. 90 lurkers? WOWWWWW. That's cool, man. That's coool.
helloKR...
  
Monday, September 1, 2008 5:55:31 PM GMT
GARREEHHHH! Or... I mean, GARY! Did I miss your live again? I keep missing your lives! Arrrgghh!
adubs
 
Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:05:48 PM GMT
hey dude zane kicked me while i was afk?? noottt coooool (:
zerlot
 
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:40:10 AM GMT
Gary Ivan should go live cause his shows pwn. Oh, yeah, and this is Zerlot AKA as "Zerloo" by Gary Ivan.
Cristinaww
 
Sunday, August 24, 2008 2:24:24 AM GMT
well because i was immediately kicked.
Cristinaww
 
Sunday, August 24, 2008 2:10:13 AM GMT
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wow that was genius
paper
 
Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:13:11 AM GMT
if you dont go live right now gary I SWEAR TO GOD
John Mc...
 
Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:07:24 AM GMT
gary , im back,back from the future, long time no see man
kissofd...
 
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:49:35 PM GMT
hey long time no see
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 6:31:51 PM GMT
Gaaaaary ! <3 Long time no talk :] Go live some time. Or come to mine ! Hehe.