I have the most awesome best friend some one could ask for. Offering him insult in any way is the easiest way to get kicked out of my live, and out of my life. I mean it. You fuck with him, you fuck with me, it's just that simple. Also, you get one warning. If you disrespect me further, he will not hesitate to kick you. If you treat me good, we will all get along just fine.
-I'm Monica
-I probably don't like you
-But I'm open to letting you grow on me
-I rule, Know this.
-It's the key to being my friend.
-I'm a mommy, with the cutest little girl EVER
-Her name is Lilliana MaryJane
-I hate backstabbers(I prefer to be stabbed in the front), Liars, and walking contradictions.
-Most everyone I've ever met is a royal douche bag.
-I enjoy herbal refreshment
-Martinis are good friends of mine, and a little alcohol never hurt anyone!
-If I love you, consider youself part of an exclusive group
-Stay on my blameless side if you know what's good for you.
-I -really- love trees
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Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.
I am Here for:
I dont know where Im going in life, but Im sure as hell going to have fun as I get there, where ever it is. I love being entertaining. Being spontaneous. Being creative. Being expressive. Being repetitive (with good sense). Being silly. Being flirtatious. Being loved. Being honest. Being trusted. Being fashionable. Being obsessive. Being ME.
I DONT follow crowds. I make my OWN trends, then drop them when they start to catch on and make a new one. I dont let others get me down. I make my OWN fun, I dont wait for it to come around. Im pretty damn cool, only because I THINK Im pretty damn cool. And I dont see liking myself conceited. I only see it as high self confidence.
I love to make friends with anyone that is willing to drop me a note, so why don't you? What have you got to lose?
Hobbies:
Music, Movies, Anime, TV, Video Games, Books. Not in that order though.
Favorite Movies:
ANYTHING HORROR that includes B and C fliks, Anything Anime, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange Some Disney, The Matrix Trilogy, All Star Wars, Goth, and any kind of documentary that isn't about 911 or Micheal Moor...and I can't forget my beloved Brandon Lee in The Crow..Natural Born Killers (best movie ever) Lord of the Rings trilogy, From Dusk till Dawn, All Freddy and Jason movies
Favorite TV Shows:
VIVA LA BAM!!! Charmed, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, King of the hill, Dragon BallZ, NIGHTWALKER, Sealab 2021, The Brak show, Robot Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Wolf's Rain, SouthPark, Excel Saga, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Any Law&Order or CSI, and I watch a lot of shit on the discovery channels. Pretty much anything on ADULT SWIM.
Favorite Music:
I grew up on classic rock but listen mostly to Metal. I love my SlipKnot. Here is some of my favorites: Parkway Drive, Avenged Sevenfold, Korn, Killswitch Engage, Manson(older stuff), Drowning Pool, Chimaira, HateBreed, Guns'n'Roses, 2pac, As I lay dying, Trivium, Unearth, Atreyu, Bullet for my Valentine, All that remains, My chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday ...that's to name a few. I love tons of other stuff like Classical, Jazz, Screamo, Opera, Punk. There's just to many for me to name. I also heart slow relaxing music. It makes me feel warm inside.
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi, Manga, Anything that has to do with faries. And anything that has to do with king Arthur. I also love Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
I Love:
Link, Gumbi, The Ninja Turtles, Goku and the rest of the gang, Bob Saget, Cartman, Batman, Excel, Yugi!, Papa Smurf, and last but not least, Lucy (from 'I Love Lucy' only the best show ever)
I Hate:
Liars
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