moronicmars

Hi, my name is MARS, and I have spent the last seventeen years of my life taking everyone's crap. Because of this, you probably shouldn't piss me off, or I might just drop you like a hot potato. Yea, I know I'm lame. I'll jump off of a car going 40 MPH just for Taco Bell, because I'm a FAT BEAST. I don't judge unless you do something to blatantly offend ME as a PERSON. I'm extremely vulgar and will probably say a lot of inappropriate things. I do sing and I do hope it gets me somewhere someday. I have performance anxiety, which means I'm too INSECURE to show off in public. My skin glows in the dark, because that's just how pale I am. I play online video games with my mom, because she kicks ass. I have a speech impediment, meaning I studder and stammer a lot. Despite the fact that I've been through a SHIT LOAD in life, I haven't accomplished much. I'm changing that from now on and you are NOT going to get in the way of that. I'm wiser than I act or appear. I'm non-edge and I don't believe that it makes me a bad person. I have morals, I just don't deny myself simple pleasures in life. I am AGNOSTIC, which means I have beliefs, but don't agree with organized religion. I'm also very open-minded about the world and all of its vast subjects. I tend to be very calm and laid back unless I'm expected to show off or entertain. I'm a confusing individual who thinks too deep into every tiny, insignificant detail. If you can't handle that, then you're just wasting your time :] invalid_text body { background-color:#2ad6fd; background-image:url('http://i35.tinypic.com/dnog90.jpg'); background-repeat:repeat; } div.profilePhotoTitle, div.profileInfoTitle, div.profileAboutTitle, div.profileMediaTitle, div.profileCommentTitle, div.profileFriendTitle, div.profileMessageTitle, div.profileRssTitle, #myLiveEvent dt{background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF;font-size:10pt;border-width:1px;border-color:#000000;}div.profilePhotoTitle{padding:5px;}.profilePhotoDname{font-size:10pt;font-weight:bolder;}#profilePhoto, #profileFriend, #profileComment,#profileAbout, #profileInfo, #profileMessage,#profileMediaPhoto, #profileMediaAudio,#profileMediaVideo, div.profileRss{ background:#FFFFFF;background-position:top left;background-repeat:repeat;color:#000000;font-size:8pt;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#000000;}invalid_text.profileFunBtn1 a, .profileFunBtn1 a:hover, .profileFunBtn2 a, .profileFunBtn2 a:hover { background-image: url('invalid_background_image_src');background-color:#000000;color:#FFF;text-align:right;border:#000000 1px solid;padding:1px; padding-invalid_text5px; }#profilePlayer {border:0px;}#mediaBtn A:link, #mediaBtn A:visited, #mediaBtn A:active, #mediaBtn A:hover {background-image:url('invalid_background_image_src');text-decoration:none;font-weight:bolder;background-color:#000000;color:#FFF;} #myEventCalendar, #myLiveEvent, #myEventCalendarBody{background:#FFFFFF;background-position:top left;background-repeat:repeat;color:#000000;font-size:8pt;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#FFFFFF;}#myEventCalendar{border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#FFFFFF;}#txtAlign { visable:false; } invalid_text invalid_tag