I was born on a rural patch of land just north of the Sacramento area in California, U.S.A. It was a misty evening and the ground was quite moist. Once I popped out, it was discovered, unknown to my parents, that the patch of land was really an ancient Indian Burial ground. Needless to say things got scary. My parents though were able to talk the spirits out of a virgin sacrifice and into some just good ol' fashion cheese and crackers and some blankets filled with small pox. Shortly after my parents split up over irreconcilable burial grounds differences and went their separate ways. I stayed behind with the pops and enjoyed my life in a small town. After discovering some dark arts magic while searching for this dead body near some rail road tracks I began a journey across the world in order to help others find themselves and get into wacky situations. Once I hit New Jersey I decided I'd seen enough and turned back around. I took a dip first though in the beautiful Jersey ocean. This was an obvious mistake because soon after jumping in the water I was attacked by a 25 foot Great White shark who proceeded to hold me in a powerful grip with his mighty jaws and thrash me from side to side. Obviously I was in a pickle so I pulled out the paper clip and rubber band out of my pocket that I carry on me at all times and fashioned a laser. I shot that shark, with that laser, and blinded it in it's right eye. The shark swam away and we both knew that we had met our match and a general respect for each other blossomed. After getting stichted up and having the shark tattooed on my back for honor's sake, I turned back for home. After meeting up with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt while Tornado chasing in Kansas, they talked me into living the good life down in San Diego. I thought this was a great idea. So after converting a small town to Buddhism on my way through Utah, and battling a fierce swarm of raptors in New Mexico, I finally made it to sunny San Diego. I now reside there, retired from my days as a traveling minstrel, just watching movies, kicking back, and enjoying things as they are. I also decided to take up school again so I started attending San Diego State University where I am involved in multiple Kick Boxing courses and a few film classes in order to become a filmmaker at some point down the line. I also am taking a marine biology class in the hopes that one day I'll run into that one eyed Great White, just so that I can stare him down and let him know that all is forgiven.