Something You Should Know About Me
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sometimes a good improvised killing works best. i found that out one day when i was traveling through mexico. there i was not 20 miles north of the guatemalian border when i ran across a man wearing two hats. he asked for a ride to the nearest gas station so he could procure a pepsi or the dieted variety. i guess mexico had only recently acquired the diet pepsi from the pepsi cola corporation. so i gave the strange man with two hats a ride in my jeep and asked him why he was out in the lower portion of mexico looking for a dieted pepsi. he said he had recently come back from a tour of duty in vietnam (at this point was holding back laughter at the mention of the word duty) and had tasted this exotic pepsi over there which contained no sugars or calories.