alrite, bong...... i tell the best stories in the universe, exaggerate the truth, throw in a few white lies with some improv and u can 2, lol..... i'm a relationship dude that loves 2 act single, and it works that way, cuz bitches dont want u unless u already got a bitch...... nothing that ever comes out my mouth is 2 be taken seriously, unless i'm serious..... i'm serious...... i want everybody 2 stop walking it out, scratch that, no MAN should ever be caught in a club walking it out, and if they do, some1 should walk them out..... i chew tobacco, but as soon as i get cancer, i'm quitting, hopefully...... if u'r ever around me, please know that anything u say will likely turn n2 a horrible joke, or a verse......... speaking of, i tell horrible jokes, so if u'r ralph tresvant, fuck off !!!!!....... from now on, if any1 in my top 8 says something about the spot their in, u'r comin off and we'll never have 2 have that conversation again !!! i'm brutally honest so, if u dont wanna know, dont ask........ if a female ever tries 2 tell u how many men shes been with, just add 17 and that should b about right...... i'm tired of women who read "us weekly"...... sex during a females period is WACK, it wasn't a few years ago, but it is now so, no more hunting 4 red october, no more running red lights, no more ketchup on the hot dog...... unless its really a hot dog..... while we're on the subject, a woman's period SHOULD NOT be 7 days long, dont ask me y, it just should'nt...... i'm the king of taboo, take my word 4 it and dont do it 2 yourself....... ok, i'm done typing 4 now, i'll update this shit later, 100