It all began when Dad bought a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hills. Mom was a cross between a lush and a slut. She also had a thing for men in a prison uniform.
I am Here for:
Armpit hair pie and Josef Goebbels.
Hobbies:
Raccoon baseball and burying razor blades in my next door neighbor's yard for his fucking poodle to dig up.
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Woody Allen or Leni Riefenstahl.
Favorite TV Shows:
I like Jew humor the best.
Favorite Books:
Anything with words, except the bible or the koran.
I Love:
Cheese-Wiz and vaginas.
I Hate:
The day after putting too much hot sauce on my burrito.
