I am here to relax and forget about the miseries of everyday life in the real world.
I don't discriminate against anyone.
I don't care if you're black, white, or purple (if you are purple, I think you have more serious concerns than being on Stickam anyway). You get the idea.
I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but if you cross the line, you're done.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
Hobbies:
I Love:
Miller plasma cutters - gotta love the 4th stage of matter.
Old Honda 3 Wheelers.
Buying $50 "field cars" and beating the hell out of them in the woods.
I Hate:
NEW JERSEY LIFT LAWS
Getting a flat in the woods and forgetting the f*cking lugwrench.
My name is Brian.
Learn it.
Live it.
You won't ever find anyone like me again.
I drive a Subaru - yes, it's fast, NO you can't drive it.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, blah blah... HELL NO
I drink beer.
I smoke.
I drink coffee.
Probably more than I should.
If you don't like beer, coffee, or smokers breath, too bad.
I am easy to get along with "most" of the time. I do EVERYTHING overkill. I don't have a "best" friend, as that term is over-rated / over-used. I have several close acquaintances. I have a hard time trusting people. I tend to spoil people I care about. Sometimes I talk to myself, because thats usually the most intelligent conversation i've had in a while. Don't say "thats the first sign of insanity" to me.. no, its not, thats the first sign that you should shut the fuck up and stop trying to analyze me. I don't care if you think i'm "funny" or "cool". I'm not here to amuse you or make you feel better about yourself. I have unusually good eyesight, especially at night, and really good hearing.
These are the types of people I dislike..alot: USERS BACKSTABBERS PLAYERS SLUTS / WHORES CHEATERS PEOPLE WHO THINK THEYRE "ALL THAT" WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT LAZY PEOPLE / SLACKERS WHINERS CHEAP PEOPLE DUMB PEOPLE PEOPLE WHO PUT "SLEEPING" IN THEIR AWAY MESSAGES INSTEAD OF JUST LOGGING THE FUCK OFF (AS IF ANYONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING) INDIAN GIVERS PROCRASTINATORS AND / OR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS LATE PEOPLE WITH DRUG / ALCOHOL ADDICTIONS (YOU ARE WEAK AND I'M NOT A CRUTCH) PEOPLE WHO NEVER TAKE BLAME FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS PEOPLE WHO BUY A $85,000 MERCEDES AND NEVER TAKE IT OVER 60MPH PEOPLE WHO GO TO COLLEGE FOR 4+ YEARS AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO STREET SMARTS AT ALL AND CAN'T EVEN CHANGE THEIR OWN OIL, OR A FLAT TIRE. IT'S DUMBASSES LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ACCIDENTS.
This list is ALWAYS growing
If I don't like you within the first minute of meeting you, I wont like you at all, and I will tell you so. I don't judge a person by what I've "heard" about them. I stick to the confirmed facts. If you have a "history" of being any of the things above, I won't pretend to like you, not even a little bit, and I will tell you right to your face, not via text messages, PC, or over the phone. Get over it.
I am the type of person who would give you the shirt off my back if you needed it. There is no need to steal from me. If I have something you need, just ask. If you decide to use me ONCE, I WILL catch on. I can GUARANTEE you will never see or hear from me again. I don't care how long I have known you I don't care if we were born in the same hospital room and / or grew up together. I've done it before, and I'll do it again. No second chances. No apologies. Period. DON'T misinterpret my kindness as a sign of weakness. Also, I DON'T "compete" for, or "buy" ANYONES friendship, EVER. DON'T "compare" me to your other friends. Accept me for who I am. I wont change for ANYONE. DON'T try to mold me to the way YOU want me to be. If you think your other friends are so much better, then go. Have fun, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Don't expect me to catch you when you fall either, and then call me "selfish". I will laugh in your face and tell you "i told you so". The grass isn't always greener on the other side, now IS it. I am NO ONES scapegoat. Call me cold-hearted if you choose, that is your opinion. I really don't give a shit about your opinion or anyone elses. I will respect you, if you respect me, and vice versa. You EARN trust, you are NOT entitled to it. Friendships are a 2 way street. Some people just don't appreciate brutal honesty anymore... You have ONE chance. These are the rules I live by. Don't agree with them? Then don't bother even starting a conversation with me. Seriously. You will most like likely piss me off with your stupidity, and I will end up dropping you like a bad habit anyway. In case you are one of the people I have dropped, maybe this clarifies things a bit? NOW if you think you're actually a decent human being, don't hesitate to add me.
