| Once upon a time there was a girl named Paula, but everybody just called her urine cause thats what she smells like. and sometime her skin even looks like piss. Urine was having a really bad day, because she went outside and it was freezing cold, so she got frozen and pretty much turned into a pissy ice cube. Then a fly that was buzzing around her head died because she smelled so bad the toxic fumes coming from her armpits killed anything close to it. Urine went into the closest place, mcdonalds so she could unfreeze and she as she was walking out after being kicked out for stinking up the whole place, she saw two really fat girls (one nigger) having lesbian sex, and Urine got really happy seeing this, and she started fisting herself on the spot, going extra fast when she looked at the lesbians. she fisted herself so hard that day she couldnt walk so she had to call a cab to come pick he up. But the cab driver thought she smelled too bad to drive so she sat on the corner alone, until one of the fat lesbians came. her name was Laura, and Laura and urine became friends. Urine met this guy name Esteban, and she started getting crazy sex from him but then her twat got so gross and smelly that she blew up. and was buried next to Larua. they lived happily ever after in the B.O section of heaven. [: the end. |
