Guards the Keg

My tribal name is "Guards The Keg", and as of now its also my Occupation, at least for awhile. I'm from a small town in Canada. Not getting any more specific bout that(dont want peeps stalking my fat white ass). Yes I have a fat white ass, no I wont pose for you so dont ask ;), i'd have to beat off all the chubby chasers. My cam wont work on damn vista( I already sent bill gates and the guys from Creative Labs a kick in the nuts by express mail, hope they get it soon) so i'm in the proces of gettin a new one, not that anyone wants to look at me be warned!!! ;).
I dont do the Followin:

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Give out my IM info unless I know you better then you know me
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