Paully Hot Dogs

I'm 23. My name is Pat. I think this is the fourth time I've changed this.. I just never like how I sound after reading it back to myself. The first time, I thought of myself as an ***hole who is quite full of himself.. That's not me. Second time, I made it seem like I'm desperate to find just about anyone to fill the void in my life. Not my style. Third time.. Well, the third time was close. I included everything except my goals in life. I didn't mention much of anything on my future. I was raised by my mother and sisters. My mother and father split when I was 2. I haven't seen him since I was 11. Because I was raised by women, I've got an insane amount of respect for women, and a sensitive side (which I hate, sometimes) I don't enjoy having a conscience, but it does keep me on the straight and narrow. I've never been in too serious a relationship. I'm holding out for that until I feel like I've met someone I can be myself around, no matter what the situation. I'm a lot of fun to be around. I used to consider myself the life of the party. I don't strive for attention, but if I get none.. that sucks. I'm a pretty awesome guy. I make people laugh with ease, and I love it. My dream job is to be a comedian/actor. I want what Ryan Reynolds has. I'm easy to get along with. I'm not an ass. I curse a lot more than I would like. I used to be in the Navy (5 years) so I still curse like a sailor unless kids are around or elderly. When I finish college, I'd like to be a child psychiatrist or a marriage counselor. Who knows... maybe I'll make it as both. I'm great with kids. I actually love playing with kids.. I have 3 sisters (4, 22, 25) and 1 brother (9). I'm looking for a woman I can be myself around. Someone who likes to laugh and enjoys comedies. I found a girl once who kept telling me some of my favorite comedies were stupid and pointless. It's a comedy.. it's meant to be taken lightly so that you, yourself, will then be in a better mood. Nothing pointless about that. Basically, if you're not too shy... and you'll laugh at my jokes.. we'll hit it off. I'm outgoing, but I need someone who doesn't mind cuddling on the couch with a beer late at night, so we could enjoy a movie together. Someone who doesn't mind a little PDA. Someone my friends would get along with. My partying all night days are over.. I've never been much of a club guy. I do bars... I like to play pool, darts, video games, board games. I like to swim and hike and wrestle around... I'll do just about anything... Not a fan of sports, though. Sorry if that rocks your boat a little. Remember, I was raised with women only. (If you made it this far.. thank you for reading it to the bottom. I know it was a decent amount for a guy)