Alright, I've gotten tired of just doing the whole " too lazy" to write anything about myself, psudo-dramatic bullshit. You want to know about me, or actually get to know me, then actually meet me face to face. If you want to get a basic idea of who I am, then read this. Cause when my friends try to explain what I'm like, they can only seem to discribe me as "Ed's just Ed".

I used to work for a call center. Big fucking surprise considering that the only corporate jobs anyone can usually find without a degree outside of highscool education. Now, someone might ask why I want a corporate job to begin with? Simple, cause I want to make sure I have insurance. Thus why I stick with the company I work for. Yeah, I might not be getting paid much, but for me to pay less then $150 a month and get great dental, vision, perscription, short and long term disability, AND regular health insurance.... when a good chunk of the US can't seem to even get ANY health insurance... well fuck man, I'm not an idiot. Unfortunately, I lost that job a few months ago and have not found a new job since.

Another thing people usually find out about me, heck, the first thing really, is that I can be quiet, shy, akward (unless I've had a few drinks in me). I generally don't like people, but at the same time I do. I've met too many jackasses in my life to really be open towards anyone I meet. To be completely honest with you, those type of people usually irk the living shit out of me unless they grow on me like a parasite, or I see that there's more to them then just the bubbly social butterfly that they try make themselfs out to be. I twitch. That's it. I twitch. Eather internally or externally, some muscle in my body spasms. Usually there is no pain. At times, there is. That doesn't really matter, but I figured I would give people a warning as they usually look at me like I am a fucking two headed, multicolored fucking martian with three arms and a dildo coming out of one of my foreheads when I do.

I can be a nice guy, but at the same time I can be a jackass. I like to think of myself as being intelligent, but I also have a slight stuttering problem at times which makes me look like a total moron. I am introvertive, and I do get mood swings.

I am also a nerd. As you can see on my profile, I am a major nerd. Know what though? I am completely fine with it. Cause even though I am a geek, most people usually are in some way or another, weather or not they like to admit it. Car-fanatics? Congratulations, that's a sign of geekdom. People who obsess about music, or a particular artist... yup, you guys are geeks too. Heck, even jocks can be nerds and not realize it. Cause lets face it people, if you can start telling me the most intricate details about something which in reality is pretty fucking trival... that makes you a geek.

Anyways though, back on subject. Currently I am living with my mom after getting evicted from my old place with my three roommates Doug, Zoe, and Paul. My sense of humor can be extremely off, and honestly, I like to talk to just a small group of people... usually two or even three at most. If it gets any bigger, then I usually stop talking or try to start out individual conversations. As I said before though, I like to party. I tend to occasionally go to raves down here, as well as fetish parties and concerts.

Also, I am an equal opportunity bigot. I cannot stress this enough. I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY! The human race in general tends to disgust me. I hate people regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation, political affiliation, social standing, economic standing, religion, ect. ect. However, this does not make me a bitter guy. For within my hate I find a sense of peace. How can that be so? Simple. People are hypocrates when it comes to their bigotry. Even people who swear up and down that they "love" everyone equally, don't. Cause I bet you, when they meet someone that they don't like, they probably think something like "fucking nigger" or "fucking spic", or "fucking cracker", "fucking kike", "fucking faggot", ect. ect. And to be completely honest, I don't blame them. Our own upbringing (not just from our parents or society in general) tends to impart upon us certain jaded points of view, depending on what our experiences with a particular group of people have been like. Also, when you think about it semi-logically, it's near impossible to "love" everyone in the world equally. It just takes too much energy and it also honestly takes meaning away from the word and emotion. So instead, what I do is I "hate" everyone in the world equally. Rather, I hate everyone equally until proven wrong. For I am also what I like to call an individualist. I judge people based upon who they themselfs are and what my experiences with them have been like. So, if you actually think about it, what I do is I give people that which they claim to want... to be treated equally. For, I tend to dislike them (if anything then cause they are someone new) until I actually get a chance to talk to them and hang out with them. Then if I like them as an individual, great, perfect..super. If not, then they return to being another faceless facet of this sea of bodies that we call the human race.

So yeah, as I said, that's just a glimpse of who I am. If you want to know more, then take the effort to actually meet me. Cause depending on my mood, I probably eather will or won't make the effort. If you've decided after reading that that you don't want to get to know me at all? Then great, fuck you too. Just be sure to not bring any bullshit to my door and return where you came from.


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