Pipistrello (Marc)
 
Location: United States
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Member Since: 09/23/2006
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08/29/2008
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I like dropping the figurative pants of people's REAL self in public. They don't hate me. They hate that I can see the real person behind the mask... rips 'em all up inside it does.

I now have all the stupid contact stuff that people have been nagging me to get. Here's the list:
AIM: Guano Video
Skype: PipistrelloYouTube
NowLive: My NowLive profile
MSN: pipistrello@batinfested.com
MySpace: PipistrelloYT
Yahoo: Batinfested_Com
Facebook: Yeah, I'm there too.
I am Here for: 
all things dull and ugly, All creatures, short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The lord god made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The lord god made them all. Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid, Who made the spiky urchin, Who made the sharks, he did. All things scant and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The lord god made them all.

Hobbies: 
aikido, cigars, comedy, fishing, HAM radio, paintball, photography, shooting, sumi-e, videography, Wii, writing
aaaaaand, because there's no spot for it... here's my Wii game list.

Favorite Movies: 
This is just the FIRST page of my DVD Collection.

Favorite TV Shows: 
Every time I list them, they cancel them. "I ain't sayin nuthin'" -- Johnny Tightlips

Favorite Music: 
I'll listen to anything that doesn't make me want to kick someone 'til they're dead.

Favorite Books: 
Yes, because I read. *laughs* Only posers who are trying to impress you with how intelligent, worldly, and hip they are fill this out.

I Love: 
how people are all like "I don't show, I won't show" on their profiles. Do you really have to SAY that? Is there now an EXPECTATION to be naked here? if I had HALF the cuts some of you f*ckers have, my junk would be ALL OVER this piece... only for over 18 and in private of course.

I Hate: 
when guys are jealous of my ab. Sorry guys. It took me years to perfect my ab. Some day I'll sell a DVD set to show you how to get an ab this perfect. I don't need a tiny six pack. I have a whole keg. *flexes ab* (burp)
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Current Mood:Overwhelming Disgust.

"If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all the bees" -- Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros

"Just because you can blame the window for breaking, it doesn't absolve you from throwing the rocks." -- Pipistrello


Yes, I'm the guy from YouTube. No, I'm not an e-lebrity. I'm just another idiot with a camera and a computer that rants about stupidity in all its forms.

I take lurkers as a COMPLIMENT. I'll allow anyone in my room at first.
Sex, age, race, lifestyle, etc mean nothing to me, BUT, I tend to tolerate some things a little more from some folks. In other words, if you're 35 don't come in spouting some crap I'd expect from a kid. Keep your religious crap to yourself. You won't be saving ME unless you're a lifeguard in the VERY unlikely scenario that I have trouble in the water.

I now have only ONE rule in my live room:

1. Don't annoy me or I'll ban you.

Not sure what annoys me? That's YOUR problem. I don't "kick", I "ban". That way, I can make it last as long as I want, 5 minutes or 5 years. I don't "warn" people either. If you're old enough for an account you're old enough to employ acceptable behaviors. Pricks.

Don't whine at me for reasons or explanations either. I don't owe you any.

I'm a difficult and moody mother effer. I am here for fun and entertainment, not for E-Therapy, mine or yours, or unsolicited advice on how to conduct my life, my room, my videos, or my friends list. Next.

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 2:03:00 AM GMT
Photobucket haha...couldn't resist! :P
Pipistr...
 
Thursday, May 1, 2008 1:33:40 AM GMT
Nice! You might want to check out his IMDB page too.
thebigf...
 
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:58:24 AM GMT
So... Friday I plan on going over to this place that sales tons of import dvd's and I'm picking up 8 1/2 by Federico Felini. I'll let you know how it goes. :D
thebigf...
 
Saturday, April 26, 2008 5:20:05 PM GMT
hahaha.. I agree! Thanks for helping me out with my comments. :D What are you up to?
Welch
 
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 8:39:43 PM GMT
Where are ya?!
Pipistr...
 
Friday, February 15, 2008 9:46:45 PM GMT
That was so funny I had to re-allow HTML in comments, but it doesn't show up. :(
Gigolo8...
 
Saturday, January 26, 2008 1:09:27 AM GMT
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY 2008! 26th JANUARY!
tylzen
 
Monday, January 14, 2008 7:07:43 AM GMT
You mentioned this site in our videos, so I had to check it out :D
Dulcenea
  
Monday, December 31, 2007 8:30:23 PM GMT
Here's wishing you a happy New Year's Eve and a wonderful 2008!
RawSlade
 
Saturday, December 22, 2007 7:24:56 PM GMT
Happy b-day ya fat bastid! :) Your P.A.L. (personal ass licker XD) The chesse lovin fat bastid, Slade PS Drop by the profile and leave a comment if anything is goin on tonight online.
boyracerd
 
Monday, December 17, 2007 1:12:40 AM GMT
happy christmas pipi hop u hav a great one :)
Gigolo8...
 
Wednesday, December 12, 2007 7:05:43 AM GMT
Seasons Greetings from Oz Mate!
Dulcenea
  
Sunday, December 2, 2007 8:41:01 PM GMT
I'm uber sneaky
Dulcenea
  
Friday, November 30, 2007 3:42:30 PM GMT
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