all things dull and ugly, All creatures, short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The lord god made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The lord god made them all. Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid, Who made the spiky urchin, Who made the sharks, he did. All things scant and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The lord god made them all.

aikido, cigars, comedy, fishing, HAM radio, paintball, photography, shooting, sumi-e, videography, Wii, writing
aaaaaand, because there's no spot for it... here's my Wii game list.

This is just the FIRST page of my DVD Collection.

Every time I list them, they cancel them. "I ain't sayin nuthin'" -- Johnny Tightlips

I'll listen to anything that doesn't make me want to kick someone 'til they're dead.

Yes, because I read. *laughs* Only posers who are trying to impress you with how intelligent, worldly, and hip they are fill this out.

how people are all like "I don't show, I won't show" on their profiles. Do you really have to SAY that? Is there now an EXPECTATION to be naked here? if I had HALF the cuts some of you f*ckers have, my junk would be ALL OVER this piece... only for over 18 and in private of course.

when guys are jealous of my ab. Sorry guys. It took me years to perfect my ab. Some day I'll sell a DVD set to show you how to get an ab this perfect. I don't need a tiny six pack. I have a whole keg. *flexes ab* (burp)