Random, improv comedian. I take no subject as sacred, so look the fuck out. But seriously, I can be serious. See, I just said serious twice in the same sentence. Haw haw.
I am Here for:
teh lulz.
Hobbies:
Your mother, doggy style, making those orangutan titties sweat, bobble and bounce.
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Adam Sandler, minus Punch Drunk Love. Old school Disney. (Anything after Alaldin and/or Beauty and the Beast is shit.) Horror movies, such as Saw and Hostel. Shit was hilarious.
Favorite TV Shows:
America's Next Top Model. I know the show isn't a comedy, but for fucks sake it's hilarious.
Favorite Music:
City and Colour, Alexisonfire, Fall Out Boy, Blood Brothres, Daughters, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Backstret Boys, *N Sync, Britney Spears, Nirvana, Motion City Soundtrack, Ok Go, Spill Canvas, Nine Inch Nails, ICP, Twiztid, etc etc etc. I could go on for days.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Melvin Burgess.
I Love:
polka dots, hearts, skulls, wings, faeries, tattoos, piercings.
I Hate:
stupid people.
