| My name is Evan. I enjoy long walks on the beach, birds singing, rain drops on roses, and whiskers on kittens. I like to crochet, play bingo, and contra dance to polka. NOT! I usually spend every free second in the shittiest, dirties dive bars I can find. Got a crappy pool table and a couple of loud, obnoxious drunkards? Got any lush-ass bar trash I can talk shit to? I'm there 30 hour/week. I'm like the fuckin Pool Jesus biatches! That's all I feel like writing for now. My brown eye winks at you... |