bellagiojay
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Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Education:
Junior High / Middle School
Occupation:
Poker Player
Hometown:
Las Vegas
Language:
English
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Friday, February 1, 2008 6:15:17 PM GMT
Welcome to the BearTrack... Day 1 I arrived at the BearTrack at 6 a.m., as poo glistened on the chests of the groundskeepers. I'm excited to be racing on Opening Day, as up on the great plains of Toronto, I've only raced for amateur pots. Up there, our jackpots were 30- to 50-pound salmon, a bottle of olive oil, and an Inferno enema. But here, the bears do not run naked, they have to wear chaps. I've only put chaps on a bear once, and he shit out a badger onto my car. Besides that, I know I can fulfill the American Dream, because us Canucks know what that's all about (high dollar whores and a bad case of whiskeydick - at least that's what my lisping agent says). When I tell people I'm a jockey, they usually ask me why I'm not short, and I tell them, "Because I ride bears for a living, you fucking dipshit." www.severeproblems.blogspot.com for betting, booze, and bears
Welcome to the BearTrack... Day 1 I arrived at the BearTrack at 6 a.m., as poo glistened on the chests of the groundskeepers. I'm excited to be racing on Opening Day, as up on the great plains of Toronto, I've only raced for amateur pots. Up there, our jackpots were 30- to 50-pound salmon, a bottle of olive oil, and an Inferno enema. But here, the bears do not run naked, they have to wear chaps. I've only put chaps on a bear once, and he shit out a badger onto my car. Besides that, I know I can fulfill the American Dream, because us Canucks know what that's all about (high dollar whores and a bad case of whiskeydick - at least that's what my lisping agent says). When I tell people I'm a jockey, they usually ask me why I'm not short, and I tell them, "Because I ride bears for a living, you fucking dipshit." www.severeproblems.blogspot.com for betting, booze, and bears
Monday, January 28, 2008 10:22:36 PM GMT
G2CU comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't G2CU. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
G2CU comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't G2CU. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Monday, January 28, 2008 10:14:24 PM GMT
Well at least you'll be entertained by this chat, since the camera was turned off so jay could have sexual relations on/with G2CU's fivehead.... livetowercam: but cash better on tilt livetowercam: cant play poker when u need to pay bills bro livetowercam: settheapple livetowercam: no livetowercam: lol 0 livetowercam: dont play tourneys livetowercam: lol livetowercam: 400 ull bust Urindanger: why do u sit at a table if u don't play Urindanger: are u really that scared? but u want to show off how much money u have? livetowercam: sorry danger urtoogood livetowercam: ask peachy livetowercam: he told me to stay away from you livetowercam: said ur the hardest female player on this site Urindanger: pussy, never gonna win any money if all u do is sit out
Well at least you'll be entertained by this chat, since the camera was turned off so jay could have sexual relations on/with G2CU's fivehead.... livetowercam: but cash better on tilt livetowercam: cant play poker when u need to pay bills bro livetowercam: settheapple livetowercam: no livetowercam: lol 0 livetowercam: dont play tourneys livetowercam: lol livetowercam: 400 ull bust Urindanger: why do u sit at a table if u don't play Urindanger: are u really that scared? but u want to show off how much money u have? livetowercam: sorry danger urtoogood livetowercam: ask peachy livetowercam: he told me to stay away from you livetowercam: said ur the hardest female player on this site Urindanger: pussy, never gonna win any money if all u do is sit out
Monday, January 21, 2008 7:53:54 AM GMT
I zoomed in, it's working, the time on the clock matches mine. Give us something to look at. Open the door!
I zoomed in, it's working, the time on the clock matches mine. Give us something to look at. Open the door!
Monday, January 21, 2008 3:11:37 AM GMT
testing
testing
Tuesday, January 15, 2008 3:45:50 AM GMT
With the camera not working/off this is just clogging up the tubes with a useless web page. FIX THE CAMERA!!!!
With the camera not working/off this is just clogging up the tubes with a useless web page. FIX THE CAMERA!!!!
Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:50:02 AM GMT
So rigged.
So rigged.
Monday, January 14, 2008 12:59:31 AM GMT
need better lighting, imo
need better lighting, imo
Sunday, January 13, 2008 11:30:25 PM GMT
i put my pen1s on g2cu's forehead
i put my pen1s on g2cu's forehead
Sunday, January 13, 2008 6:06:22 PM GMT
good2cu has a fathead
good2cu has a fathead
Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:30:42 AM GMT
*cabbage patch* for Jay
*cabbage patch* for Jay
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