Welcome to the BearTrack...
Day 1
I arrived at the BearTrack at 6 a.m., as poo glistened on the chests of the groundskeepers. I'm excited to be racing on Opening Day, as up on the great plains of Toronto, I've only raced for amateur pots. Up there, our jackpots were 30- to 50-pound salmon, a bottle of olive oil, and an Inferno enema.
But here, the bears do not run naked, they have to wear chaps. I've only put chaps on a bear once, and he shit out a badger onto my car.
Besides that, I know I can fulfill the American Dream, because us Canucks know what that's all about (high dollar whores and a bad case of whiskeydick - at least that's what my lisping agent says).
When I tell people I'm a jockey, they usually ask me why I'm not short, and I tell them, "Because I ride bears for a living, you fucking dipshit."
www.severeproblems.blogspot.com for betting, booze, and bears
G2CU comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't G2CU. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Well at least you'll be entertained by this chat, since the camera was turned off so jay could have sexual relations on/with G2CU's fivehead....
livetowercam: but cash better on tilt
livetowercam: cant play poker when u need to pay bills bro
livetowercam: settheapple
livetowercam: no
livetowercam: lol 0
livetowercam: dont play tourneys
livetowercam: lol
livetowercam: 400 ull bust
Urindanger: why do u sit at a table if u don't play
Urindanger: are u really that scared? but u want to show off
how much money u have?
livetowercam: sorry danger urtoogood
livetowercam: ask peachy
livetowercam: he told me to stay away from you
livetowercam: said ur the hardest female player on this site
Urindanger: pussy, never gonna win any money if all u do is
sit out
