Imagine the illegitimate child of Elvis Costello and Jill Sobule (hey, it's physically possible) often having been babysat by his uncles Johnny Cash and John Hiatt. Growing up, he spent a lot of time hanging around with his buddies Jack Black and Evan Dando.
Not unlike Jack and Evan, he was schooled on classic rock, but chose the instrument of the folkster to create his art; acoustic guitar.
Enduring awkward stares from an annoyed neighbor, Mr. Zevon, and occasionally, being beaten to a pulp by "E," the psychologically-unstable bully down the street, our hero managed to grow into what he is today...
OK... so I'm a middleaged guy from the cornfields who always wanted to be a rock star!
I am Here for:
Umm.... well... I don't really know...
Hobbies:
Music, video, sailing, spelunking, making an ass of myself, driving too fast, gourmet root beer, my dog.
Favorite Movies:
Anything with a car chase... Mel Brooks... Monty Python... Bond...
Favorite TV Shows:
Don't own a TV... but I did like the British "The Office."
Favorite Music:
Anything non-corporate... Kelly what's-her-name from "Idol" may have some pipes, but her songs make me want to cut my ears off!
Favorite Books:
Pretty much anything nonfiction, especially having to do with science, cars, music, or sex...
I Love:
All of you... really!
I Hate:
Shallow bullshit like saying "I love all of you... really!"
