Hello, I am the webmaster of
Dr Blood's Video Vault - the ultimate guide to the best horror films ever made! So... obviously, I'm on here mainly to promote my website.
If you like horror films, or just want to read one of the best (and sometimes funniest!) movie review sites on the internet, join me there now by clicking the link
here!

In spite of my horror connections, and the celebrities I know, I am one of the more normal people on the net. I have a very GSOH and, although at times I may come across as a bit arrogant, it's only because I am very erudite! I don't suffer fools gladly. The internet isn't exactly the greatest medium for getting amusing statements across - especially when some completely over serious individuals (also known as "nutters") read them the wrong way.
And, yes, I will joke with you and play pranks on you. If you let me get away with it then you will be punked mercilessly!
I am Here for:
Absolutely no reason at all except to see what it is all about and to watch a few videos.
Hobbies:
Horror movies, eating deadly hot curries, learning Russian (to go with the other 5 languages I already know badly!), reading about ghosties, playing keyboards & guitar, motorcycling & scootering, being a mod, clothes and fashion, collectables and 70s toys that I used to own,
discovering new cheeses, Ebaying for watches, old computers and playing computer games
Favorite Movies:

Alien, An American Werewolf in London, April Fool's Day, Arachnophobia, Army of Darkness, Blade, Braindead, The Bride of Frankenstein, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Burbs, Candyman, Carnival of Souls, Carrie, Cat People, The Changeling, Child's Play, The Crow, Curse of the Demon, Daughters of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead, Dracula, Dracula - A.D. 1972, The Entity, Event Horizon, The Evil Dead II, Flowers in the Attic, The Fly, The Fog, Frankenhooker, Frankenstein, Fright Night, From Dusk Till Dawn, Ghost Story, Ginger Snaps, Gremlins, Halloween, The Haunting, The Haunting Passion, Hellraiser, Innocent Blood, It, Jaws, Jeepers Creepers, The Kingdom, King Kong, Lady in White, The Legacy, The Legend of Hell House, The Lost Boys, The Mummy, Mute Witness, The Omen, The Others, Poltergeist, Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou, Psycho, Pulse, Pumpkinhead, Q, Return of the Living Dead, Salem's Lot, Satan's Triangle, Saw, Sin City, The Stuff, The Thing, Tremors, Vamp, Vampires, What Lies Beneath, The Wicker Man
Favorite TV Shows:
Lost, Sea of Souls, Afterlife, The Supernatural, The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, Dark Shadows, Friday the 13th: The Series, Poltergeist: The Legacy, Supernatural, Medium, The Burning Zone, The X-Files, Dark Skies, Roswell, The Outer Limits, Tales from the Darkside, Tales from the Crypt, Tales of the Unexpected, Beasts, Chiller, Thriller, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bones
Favorite Music:
OMD, Erasure, New Order, Kraftwerk, Jean Michel Jarre, Adam and the Ants, Gwen Stefani, The Beautiful South, Aqua, Kylie, Atomic Kitten, Goldfrapp, The Cheeky Girls, Bounty, Texas Lightning, Anna Vissi, Cascada, France Gall, Polina Smolova, Tatu, Angina, Kraski, Blestyashie, Yulia Savicheva, Nu Virgos (Via Gra), Sofia Rotaru, Propaganda, Irina Dubtsova, Svetlana Loboda, Maxi-m, Alena Vinnitskaya, Sveta Svetikova, 2R, Unvasion, Emplosia, Igor & Igor, Ruslana, Reflex, Gluk'osa, Alsou
Favorite Books:
James Herbert, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Richard Laymon, Shaun Hutson, Peter James, John Halkin, Dean R. Koontz, Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley, R. Chetwynd Hayes, Nick Sharman, Dan Brown, Guy N. Smith, H.P. Lovecraft, M.R. James
I Love:
Oksana Kovalevskaya from Kraski. She's a hot Russian singer and makes great pop music!
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. If it hadn't been for them I would never have learnt to play keyboards. They are the only pop group I've ever been a real fan of.
Audrey Hepburn. She exuded class and is a great reminder of when the world was a much gentler place.
And Gwen Stefani - for purely sinister reasons. I don't like all of her music but I like her!
I Hate:
I have no interest in football, soccer, or any other sports for that matter.
I also find tattoos and piercings (apart from ears) on women disgusting. And I'm not overly keen on them on men either!