Kassy
 
Age: 
26

Gender: 
F

Member Since: 
10/15/2006

Profile Views: 
2,261

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Last Login: 
10/07/2009

Location:
Canada
My Mood:  
Chillin!
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Caucasian

Religion: 
Catholic

Education: 
In College

Occupation: 
2010 Olympics Organizer

Hometown:
Edmonton

Language:
French , English

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About Me
I'm Kassy. I'm kind of on the awesome side. I live in Canada in the city of Edmonton where our main claim to fame is that we have the world's largest mall. Ironically enough, I hate malls but if your mom wants to do some shopping anytime soon, just fly her up here to the City of Champs, and I'll go out of my way to take her to the mall. Because quite frankly, that woman needs a new bra. Sound good?
I am Here for: 
Putting peons in their places. Just like that time your mom threw a shoe out the window at her Peeping Tom, and he fell out of the tree, and broke his wang on the garden hose nozzle. She really showed him, eh?

Hobbies: 
Drunk dialing your mom and then setting up an illicit meeting at a grimey motel room, and then hiring someone to hold up a camera phone out from around the corner to get the photographic proof of her actually showing up. Pics to be posted soon...you're welcome ;)

Favorite Movies: 
Those secret home movies of your mom getting her shimmy-shimmy on with the mail man. Good times.

Favorite TV Shows: 
Mythbusters, and all Oilers games. Oh, and that one episode of Friends where your mom was an extra in that scene where Ross arrives at Central Perk and flashes his ridiculously overdone teeth-whitening job. The look in your mom's eyes in that scene was something along the lines of "OMG, my eyes, I'm fucking blind! But holy shit, David Schwimmer looks a lot like the mail man I've been getting it on with lately. I'd do him in a second, regardless of my retinas getting scorched!". Your mom did a splendid job in that scene. BEST....EPISODE....EVER.

Favorite Music: 
That duet your mom did with Yoko Ono, with the banjo and the ukelele. I swear, it gives me eargasms.

Favorite Books: 
The word book starts with a "b", and well, I'm not a fan of the whole /b/ business, so books can die in a fiery fire for all I care. I really hope your mom will put out an autobiography soon though, because I'll make an exception and read that shit for sure. I hope she calls it "How the Mail Man Became My Rail Man".

I Love: 
Simply put...your mom.

I Hate: 
Your mom's secret lover, the mail man. Because that dude doesn't deserve her, she could do SO MUCH BETTER. Shit, hope your dad hasn't been reading this. But wait...for all you know, the mail man could BE your father...OMGZORZ!
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* Canadian girl born and bred, and proud of it.

* Hockey lover...Edmonton Oilers for life! (but now that they are out of the playoff picture for the year, I am cheering for the Sens to get the Cup, at least for this year....all 28 other teams can lick my imaginary nads for all I care, especially the CalGAYry Flamers)

* You can insult me directly, but if you insult my country or the game of hockey in general, you're GONEZO... AKA "kicked". I know this sounds like strange criteria for getting kicked, but I'm sick of dumbass xenophobics coming in my room just to insult Canada, and I'm even more tired of rejects telling me to shut off my TV in the background on cam when a game is on, and then proceeding to tell me why the other 3 professional leagues (NBA, NFL, MLB) are better than the NHL, and trying to convince me that hockey in general sucks. HOCKEY IS THE GREATEST GAME ON EARTH...NO AMOUNT OF HOCKEY-HATING DOUCHEBAGGERY WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. SO DEAL WITH IT WHEN I HAVE A GAME ON, OTHERWISE, YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE. That being said, feel free to specifically insult the Calgary Flames...haha.

* No, I don't have MySpace. It outgayed itself well over a year ago, in my opinion. I'm only on Facebook, but if you think I'm going to give out my real name for it, you're sadly mistaken.

* I love it when others go on cam drunk, or at least are in the process of getting drunk…drinking cammers are always encouraged to come in when I’m “Live” because I'm usually doing the same thing, otherwise if there’s not enough of you, I’m most likely in someone else’s room while drinking. No, I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s just that it gives me a little liquid courage that I otherwise wouldn’t have when I go on cam (and I only go “Live” maybe twice at week at most anyway). Which brings me to one of my favourite quotes (and yes, I spell “favourite” with a “u” because that’s how we do it in good ol’ Canada…so don’t try and bring out the big guns there, spelling Nazis): Beauty is only in the eye of the beer holder….orrrrr…..is that beholder? Well, fuck, now I’m just confuzzled…too much beer will do that.

* I swear like a sailor. If you don't like it because you think it sounds unlady-like, well you're shit out of luck, because it's not something I'm going to stop doing anytime soon. Seriously, there are FAR worse things that you or I could be doing than swearing. And it's not like Stickam is a professional setting. If you think my swearing carries over into things like job interviews, etc....then your stupidity baffles me beyond all hope. With that in mind, I DON'T welcome derogatory comments in my room. There IS a difference, and anything profoundly racist will most likely get your ass banned.

* The "mom" stuff I filled out in my profile is a pretty good indication of my sense of humour. So if you don't think you can deal with that, I'd say it's a pretty good bet you shouldn't enter my room. Simple as that.


UPDATE: Just a few things I would like to address based on recent incidents in my room and just general observations of things I see when I'm in other member's rooms....

1. Alrighty, so I was hoping that I wouldn't have to resort to saying this like thousands of other females on this site do, but it appears I have to. So here goes: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, DO NOT ASK ME TO “SHOW”….I will not do it out of good conscience, and I ESPECIALLY won’t do it considering my boyfriend is in my room about ¾ of the times that I go “Live”. And yes, I am taken (he is “gongshow” on Stickam), so please refrain from asking 4920209355 times. That being said, even though he’s usually in my room, that doesn’t mean I am going to be boring and inhibited. I am flirty by nature, and love to just “shoot the shit” with everyone.

2. Another thing I would like to address is this: DO NOT MAKE RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCES OF OTHER STICKAM MEMBERS WHO ARE ON CAM IN MY ROOM. You have no idea how much this aggravates me, because 99.9248724% of the time the comments are coming from those who are NOT on cam. Coincidence? Methinks fucking not. Seriously, no matter what someone may look like, if they have the guts to get on cam, they’re all good in my books. After all, this is Stickam…say it with me folks…STICK…CAM. It truly astounds me how many creeper members there are on this site without cams. I swear most creepers probably are misreading it as STICK…CUM because apparently that’s what the bulk of them are seeking to do while gawking at some of the naïve and unsuspecting members on here.

THAT IS ALL...watch this space for more upcoming issues that I will most likely have to address if they annoy me enough.
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dereksfire
 

thanks for adding me doll. hey since you play hockey. have you ever heard of broom hockey? I hope all is like a dandy lion drinking beer from its roots.
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casblas43
 

como va la preparacion de la olimpiada?
nacholibre
 

Congratulations! The votes have been counted and you were included in the 1st Annual Stickam Hottie Awards. Go to my page to see were you placed and in which category. Nice work. You earned it ;)
Staghor...
 

Did you know that you made the Stickcam-tography list?
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howardplum
 

Thanks for teh ad Gurl! Great PIC'S!!! HOWARD PLUM LIVE! WEDS@10pm est. PLum OuT~
Angelic...
 

Hey, thanks for the add...appreciated. Look forward to chatting and getting to know you. xxAngelicxx
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