I am bi-sack-tual.... I'll take paper OR plastic.
I am a baked good.
I hug trees because they have less issues than people.
I eat raw fish.
I eat cooked fish.
I have a big butt.
I have a big head.
I sometimes alter my state of consciousness.
I usually wear deodorant.
I am near sighted.
I am not a cellphone user.
I am a little self righteous.
I have small hands.
I have skinny feet, but huge thighs.
I am Muffin.
|
Hello. I am Muffin, also known as Miriam, Also known as Aweepano. Nice to meet you!
I have a boyfriend. I do not want to see your naughty bits, nor may you see mine. a woman woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and saw that she only had three hairs on her head. "I think I'll braid my hair today," she said. So she did, and she had a wonderful day. The next day she awoke to find that she only had two hairs on her head. "I think I will part my hair in the middle today," she said. So she did, and she had another wonderful day. The next day she awoke to find only one hair on her head. "i think i'll put my hair in a ponytail today," said the woman. So she did and she had yet another great day. The next day she awoke to find that she was completely bald. "Cool!" She said "I don't have to do my hair today!" The moral? Attitude is everything!
</p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p> |
Laugh your head off at pYzam.com, where there's lots of funny stuff?
invalid_tag
