Jessylowe!

Still Stickam's good girl.

Here's lots of nice, boring shit for you to read.

Jess, 19, just outside Liverpool, England.
I now live in Leeds, England; i moved for uni:)

I have both facebook & msn. You can ask, but you might not necessarily get.

I think it'd be quite nice to be Mrs ElliotBen!
Where the fuck has he gone btw? I miss him dearly.

So i've been gone for a while due to lack of decent internet etc, but i'm officially back! Going to make a proper effort of going live a lot more often from now on.

So stickam's had a massive makeover eh, well thank you stickam for deleting half my profile! Not happy.

I've missed you little shits.

All the below is old stuff, but it still stands, so read if you fancy.

I've been a stickam "entertainer" for ages, but i don't actually do anything entertaining. It's beyond me how i get views, as i don't show, and i never have in the 3 years i've had this account, and i do nothing of any interest to anyone. I sit and laugh and sing. That's about it. If my views are anything to go by however, people apparently like that.

I'm not really that arsed if you read this or not, no doubt you will ask me stuff that's mentioned here anyway.

I've given up checking people's profiles, i'm not going to lie, i don't really give one, i'll no doubt accept you, then just kick you if i dislike you:)

I can defend myself and arguing doesn't bother me, so if you want a fight, i'll certainly give you one. Feel free to come in and cause shit, makes it interesting doesn't it! If i'm not feeling myself though and you're pissing me off, i have no worries about kicking you.

I'm not fond of girls being in my chat, as most that come in, are attention whores, or lesbians trying to ''flirt'' with me. I'm not a lesbian, or bi and i don't plan on becoming either. As a rule, i just don't tend to get on all that well with girls. So, preferably just don't bother. If you're not a silly bitch and are genuinely nice though, then sure, feel free. As i've just mentioned this, don't act all hurt if i ignore you/aren't very friendly towards you; the point of me mentioning it is so you don't bother to come in.

I will not ever set my room to private because i'm here for the lolz and to talk to new people, not to get a half hearted sex show.

I mute everyone on cam, plainly because i don't want to listen to your shitty music over my own:)

I'm not really arsed if you're sat having a good ''fap'' over me, knock yourself out;D but don't tell me, i don't know why people insist on doing so, i'm not interested for one and two, i'm not interested.

I bet you'll ask me "what's up"; i have no idea how to answer it, and every fucker says ittt.

I'm not stripping for you, nor do i particularly want to see you strip either as i am not desperate:) my mods will sort you out if i cba;D i love it when people i don't even know start having a go at pricks for me as well, it's beyond comical.

No, i won't stand up.

I reckon about 85% of this thing is just paedofiles, but i stick around because that 15% make it worth it. Oh, and of course, it's comedy gold.

I'm literate. People who don't use standard english are fucking annoying.

I hardly ever go round adding people.

I won't thank you for adding me, i'm sorry, but i very much lack effort.

Don't whinge if you come into my room and i don't answer you within 5 seconds of you saying something, i've always got a lot going on, and i won't suddenly drop what i'm doing because you've said hi. I'll get to you eventually, just relax. I miss the stickam noises too:( now i kind of forget i'm live sometimes.

Don't try typical stickam shit, i've heard most of it.

People who say things like ''Uglies will be kicked'' make me laugh, they should take a good look at themselves, most of the time they're pretty appalling in the looks department.
You'll never catch anything like that in my caption, if you ever do, you're entitled to slap me:)

In all honesty? I really don't care what you think of me; my profile, my room, my terms.
My chat is beyond hysterical at times. Enjoy;D