Ok so in case the image above did not load (it's pretty much a little about me, I'm going to go ahead and type it all up, because I'm fucking nice. Alright then. Here goes.
Note: I'm just here for fun so don't take me seriously. (no shit)
What most people don't know about me?
I have small rooms, love noodles, I think the world is flat, not really. I have to walk for at least 40 minutes a day or I get moody, I smell My coffee before I drink it, I drink my coffee black with no sugar (thanks, go ahead, buy my a cup), I arm wrestle with strangers (rarely win), I can not spell to save my life (I can unless I don't want to), I believe that walking around naked should be made legal. I own a pair of smiley boxer shorts, a stuffed duck with 2 holes in its ass, I hate little kids, snort a lot when I laugh hard.
Want more? damn it...
I love to talk about almost anything and I'm always up for an argument, or a laugh, or both, make me laugh I'll be your best friend for life. Random silly shit is what I like, i'm that way usually, no not a shit, random and silly. If you're on this site, without a Mic, or Cam, or pictures, I will consider you a 98 year old bald midget pedophile names Lester. I love to smile, makes the world a better place no? I stay awake ridiculously late sometimes all night working on freelance jobs or one of my sites (gay right? haha) so you might find me on here most of the time.
If you don't like me after reading this, I'm ok with that. =)
