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im sick of fucking millionaires i mean i never met another gemini until i went to that bullshit red wedding at the hotel coral essex and even then i didn't know who's seatbelt it was..they said i stole it..but i just found it, it wasn't my fault..the groom was like thats i know you stole the seatbelt and he yelled across the room to get my assassin and i'm like i cant believe i came all the way to antarctica to be called the last american cowboy..i mean i'm fuckin british for god sake.. i really felt like swatting flies with a wricking ball so i screamed ruth buzzi better watch her FUCKING back..so then came the daylight bombing and knocked the bride out and was like "i dont keep with liars anymore"
..but then i felt really bad so i was like..damn..get up you son of a bitch, cause mickey loves ya..so the groom goes nothing we say leaves this room..but it was too late..i was being arrested..all i remember after that was a voice saying"F is for forensics"



