thecdp
 
Age: 
26

Gender: 
M

Member Since: 
03/30/2007

Profile Views: 
2,009

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Last Login: 
07/06/2008

Location:
Madison, WI
My Mood:  
Funny
General Information
Status: 
Married

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Caucasian

Religion: 
Other

Education: 
College Graduate

Occupation: 
Writer

Hometown:
Madison, WI

Language:
English

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About Me
I am the mastermind behind thecdp.net, the funniest non-clown-porn Blog in Wisconsin. I have a wife and two cats, and I can't swim.
I am Here for: 
Expanding my global empire, gathering stalkers, getting insulted by 15 year olds ("You have a shiny forehead!").

Hobbies: 
Writing, music, 50 hours of television a week, general nerdery and now video chatting, apparently.

Favorite Movies: 
Pulp Fiction, The Burbs (funniest movie ever), The same movies that every other douchebag has rambled on about since the beginning of the Internet.

Favorite TV Shows: 
MST3K, Lost, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, The Office, WWE and about 100 others. Ask me; I watch it.

Favorite Music: 
Snooty Indie Rock, Geek Rock, Classic Alternative Rock, Butt Rock, Rawk Rock and whatever else Pitchfork shoves down my throat.

Favorite Books: 
The ones that I've written, yo! Mostly non-fiction and reference books. Autobiographical stuff.

I Love: 
FaLLouT BoY, LOLZERZ!!!1!

I Hate: 
My entire profile; what I've become.
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Hi, I'm the CDP. You may know me from such world-famous blogs as thecdp.net (voted the funniest blog in Wisconsin!). If you know me, come on in. If you don't know me, but wish to talk to a halfway-intelligent guy with decent tastes and a down-to-earth point of view, we just might get along. Or not; I can be a real douche sometimes. CLICK ON THE MAGNIFYING GLASS TO ENTER THE LIVE CHAT!
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Toobie™
  
Friday, May 2, 2008 6:39:30 PM GMT
sorry I missed ya. I'm back now but ur not on. Ah well. Next time lol
blustacon
 
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:36:02 AM GMT
According to my pastor. You're going to end up in Duke someday. Repent soon.
jtcoach
 
Monday, June 18, 2007 12:46:38 AM GMT
Sometimes, at night, when I'm lonely, I lie awake, and think about Arcade Fire...and how they went to Duke.
thecdp
 
Monday, May 7, 2007 7:40:58 PM GMT
You are one of the most amazing men I've ever met. You're also a very gentle and compassionate lover.