I am the mastermind behind thecdp.net, the funniest non-clown-porn Blog in Wisconsin. I have a wife and two cats, and I can't swim.
I am Here for:
Expanding my global empire, gathering stalkers, getting insulted by 15 year olds ("You have a shiny forehead!").
Hobbies:
Writing, music, 50 hours of television a week, general nerdery and now video chatting, apparently.
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Burbs (funniest movie ever), The same movies that every other douchebag has rambled on about since the beginning of the Internet.
Favorite TV Shows:
MST3K, Lost, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, The Office, WWE and about 100 others. Ask me; I watch it.
Favorite Music:
Snooty Indie Rock, Geek Rock, Classic Alternative Rock, Butt Rock, Rawk Rock and whatever else Pitchfork shoves down my throat.
Favorite Books:
The ones that I've written, yo! Mostly non-fiction and reference books. Autobiographical stuff.
I Love:
FaLLouT BoY, LOLZERZ!!!1!
I Hate:
My entire profile; what I've become.