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Something You Should Know About Me
My soul was removed to make room for my sarcasm. Eat, sleep, pee, repeat. I don't like wearing bras and I love wearing underwear. I'm not ashamed of anything. I sing and dance in the shower, which is where most of my bruises come from. The first thing I'll notice on you is your eyelashes. If you touch my toes, I will shove my foot down your throat. I put salt on everything including ice cream. I love Jaegar, Jack Daniels, Ganja and Smooths. I'm good with mechanics, bigg time grease monkey. Neither confusing nor simple, I keep it real. I don't get hurt, I just get even. Drink your beer, there are sober kids in India. I'm crazy, wild, and just out of fucking control... but not being able to keep up is no reason to not hang out with me. ;) I know sometimes I may overwhelm you with just how different I truly am, but if you take time to get to know me... it may just be the smartest thing you ever done. I come off arrogant only because I hate ignorant people. Incase you didn't already know, I'm extremley goofy. I trip over myself, I fall, I run into things more than I don't. I'm sincere to the core, truly. So you do you, and I'll do me. Holla Holla!
"Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a 5 second orgasm, and that's it." Dennis Leary
"Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a 5 second orgasm, and that's it." Dennis Leary
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