Eighteen. Amazing. Sarcastic. Bitchy. In high demand. [Also hated by most, and loved by Sarasciety:

]
I am Here for:
Sara's benefit. [And for nothing else.]
Hobbies:
Calling Sara at all hours of the night for a good laugh.
And/or making fun of Sara's height. [That's all very true, but I also play soccer, and participate in recreational sleeping.]
Favorite Movies:
Goonies. [Indeed.]
Favorite TV Shows:
CSI anddd Lost. [John Cena just makes my life better.]
Favorite Music:
Uh, the good kind. [What she said.]
Favorite Books:
I dunno if she's ever met a book she didn't like.
..other than textbooks, maybe. [I hated The Crucible and Death Of A Salesman and Catch 22.=/]
I Love:
Sara. And Carrie. But mainly Sara.
And I guess family falls somewhere in there, too. [no they don't.]
I Hate:
Sara. Because she's a traitor and blahblahblahhhh. [I don't hate her, I just like to pretend.]