*Captain*ChronicChrist
 
Age: 
36

Gender: 
M

Member Since: 
10/23/2007

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Last Login: 
07/03/2008

Location:
Honesdale, PA
My Mood:  
Bored
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Status: 
In a Relationship

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Middle Eastern

Religion: 
Christian

Education: 
Some College

Occupation: 
Carpenter

Hometown:
Bethlehem

Language:
English

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Jesus is 2000-ish years old and hails from Bethlehem. Born to his mother Mary* as the son of God. He enjoys wine making, streaking and walking on water in his spare time. On weekends he can be found at the crap tables in Atlantic City or Los Vegas with his good friends Moses and Judas. *No torn hymens here.
I am Here for: 
whoring my site: www.OffensiveChrist.com

Hobbies: 
Turning water to imported beer.

Favorite Movies: 
The Passion of the Christ

Favorite TV Shows: 
The Book of Daniel

Favorite Music: 
Rock

Favorite Books: 
The Satanic Bible

I Love: 
Whores

I Hate: 
That burning sensation when I pee
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pavi
 
Friday, July 4, 2008 1:25:37 PM GMT
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Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:51:52 PM GMT
m^o.o^m rawr!!! OMG!!! HOW HAVE U BEEN??? i've missed ya:(
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