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Hi, I am a 23 year old musician/entrepreneur from Norwood, Pennsylvania. I own one of the fastest growing social based marketing/pr companies on the gosh darn inter web. I work with clients such as Underoath, Hit The Lights, Red Light Management, Triple Crown Records, The Bride Wore Black and more. I put a CD out in stores a few years back with a band called "A Hero From A Thousand Paces" I have been very fortunate so far in this life. I was able to live out some dreams and experience things that most never get a chance to. Writing this I chuckle because I am trying to be formal. That is about 1% of me, below you will find the rest...enjoy. iwannacutegirlwhodoesnthavesexwitheveryguyshesees.
BE REAL.
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I do write back be patient, rome wasn't built by a fart.
Hello, My name is Ryan Beatty I am the originator of the "I am the boy About me" this is my 100% true story......
I am the boy that hid in a tree and shot cars with a super soaker. I am the boy who used to piss down the steps in my house in the morning and blame it one the cat(i was a lazy youngster the bathroom was down stairs). I am the boy who you always mistake for Deryk Whibley of Sum41. I am the boy whose parents thought I was gay for 90% of my life. I am the boy who spilled a entire barrel of jelly beans at the super market. I am the boy you confuse with Calvin. I am the boy whose mother made the decision to stop breast feeding me after I tried to get boob in the super market infront of people. I am the boy who shut down my entire elementry school by making up a story at recess about i girl i didn't like. I told the field aid that a white van pulled up and said "Do you want to come to the circus?" and she said yes and got in the van. Minutes later the school was quarantined. I am the boy who loves propel fitness water. I am the boy who told the kids in my 1st grade class that my brother hung condoms on our tree outfront which prompted me to be evaluated by the school therapist. I am the boy who got into playing guitar after watching back to the future part one. I am the boy who has a piece of me waiting for someone. I am the boy who will become your friend for life. I am the boy who will make you laugh. I am the boy who runs his own business called "Studio 115" its a recording studio located in Norwood, Pa. I am the boy who played in the band Fivepie/Believer. I am the boy who plays piano I am the boy who is determined to become successful in a industry with a 99% failure rate. I am the boy who will make you gifts not buy them. I am the boy whose mom always packs lunches before shows that are faraway. I am the boy whose mom always packs a tupperware of nuts before tours. I am the boy who has a bestfriend matt bates. I am the boy who got arrested for emailing his first grade teacher. I am the boy who has a family you know too much about. I am the boy with the funniest 92 year old grandmom you will ever meet who died 10 times and came back to life with a crazy story about jars of sperm and the human race coming from jesus who was a alien. I am the boy with a bike that has a seat made of sheep skin. I am the boy who you probably find very weird. I am the boy who you probably heard of not wearing clothes when he drinks. I am the boy your parents warned you about. I am the boy that rides the big white truck with a million stickers on it. I am the boy that likes to call you at all hours of the night to say hello. I am the boy who drives 650 miles a week to practice. I am the boy who has goofy hair. I am the boy who played Commodore 64 games all day when i was 3. I am the boy who wants to be on tv someday. I am the boy who also wants to be a actor. I am the boy who wore the same style of shell tops for over 5 years. I am the boy you have a fun memory with. I am the boy who probably engraved at least one thing from you when I worked at things remembered. I am the boy who gets along with many different kinds of people. I am the boy who runs this myspace. I am the boy who never sleeps. I am the boy that made you pee your pants. I am the boy who cheated abortion by a day. I am the boy who will do anything to help you. I am the boy who looked up to michael jackson when i was younger and wanted to go to his theme park. I am the boy coming to a city near you. I am the boy who is focused on someone. I am the boy who love World War II era Air craft and can name mostly every air craft used in both pacific and european theatres. I am a boy that is a Certified Network Administration Specialist. I am a boy that was labeled a computer hacker and was banned from computers at Interboro High School. I am the boy who ran around all day outside playing and was always too lazy to go inside to pee so I probably pee'd in your bushes sorry neighbors. I am the boy with the loudest house in the neighbor hood. I am the boy who has a mom that calls my dad inside the house by ringing a cowbell. The boy who never got his Journey DVD I am the boy with crazy relatives. I am the boy that will check on the quality of your tapioca pudding. I am the boy whose car got stolen at warped tour 04' in camden nj. I am the boy that disreguards stop signs. I am the boy who will touch your heart one way or another. I am the boy who hit a home run in t-ball and my dad said run home so i began running to my house. I am the boy who will never deny you advice. I am a boy who will love you even if you hate me. I am the boy who has a second Mom that i love dearly and who is my roomate and takes care of me. I am the boy that doesn't hate. I am the boy who will wait forever for someone. I am the boy who plays in a certain band, but if you care enough or are even interested you could probably figure it out. I am the boy who at 13 was short 4$ at a chinese buffet and decided to run out and was chased. Then was taking back to the chinese resturaunt by my parents to pay them the rest. I am the boy who lossed something at Raffi Farraj's house. I am the boy who got bit in the ass by a german shepeard while doing his paper route. I am the boy who opens my car door for any of my female friends. I am the boy who can not afford text messaging anymore so i call my friends and say "this is a text message" and what i want to say and then i hang up. I am the boy whose grandmom died 10 times and came back to life and told a story of how a lady came to her and gave her a jar of sperm and said this where we come from, that we come from aliens. I am the boy who broke my dad's 1973 vw beatle windshield with a slapshot(he killed me, i just am a reincarnation). I am the boy who sang that kid rock song "baw wit da baw bang da bang" in 6th grade..and wasn't allowed back into school til i saw a therapist apparently when i said the "bang" part they thought i was going to come to school with a gun. I am the boy who. I am the boy when in said therapy session and was shown a picture of 2 bears and a family having a picnic. "What do you see ryan"....me: "I see bull shit.. bears eat people and rumage through campground trash cans, and shit in the woods they don't have picnics." I am the boy who in high school told his gym teacher that he had a small package he then told me he was going to rip out my tongue and shove it up my ass if it was 1973. I am the boy who at one time was a professional online athlete and was part of the OLA. I am the boy who one morning wanted to gross out my mom by farting loudly, but ended up shitting his pants. I am a boy whose favorite book is "Tales Beneath Your Mom" by anne hoppus. I am the boy who had a favorite moment back in 6th grade when on the first day of school and the first lunch of the year i threw a Nickle across 2 tables into the butt crack of a girl i liked. I thought she told the principal... being that i have a extreme guilty conscious i approached the principal to see if she would lower the punishment..happens the girl never told the principal because she liked me back. I ended up being grounded for the weekend but then the girls mom called my house and got me out of it. I am the boy who doesn't take Interviews seriously. I am the boy who in 5th grade was seperated from the class and had to sit in the nurses office everytime when health class began and the discussion was about SEX and AIDS. I am the boy who was grounded one day at age 5 and proceeded to call the cops(911) to get out of being grounded. I am the boy who got drunk one day when i was 8 years old. There was not much to drink in the fridge besides what i thought were "Strawberry Sodas" so i drank a few and my parents found me laying on the floor and realized that i drank they're strawrberry daquiri coolers. I am the boy who had a mp3 player(DIAMON RIO 300) in 8th grade and kids called me a computer nerd! I am the boy who was nominated computer whiz in the school year book for 8th grade. I am the boy who did a hit and run in 7th grade when i hit a mom in the school yard with my bike(i was a lousy biker) and she told me to come here!i drove off before she could catch me. The next day i was called to the principals office for disciplinary action. I am the boy who incited a food fight in 1st grade on cold hoagie day. I am the boy who repeated first grade twice and was told i was repeating first grade again to show the kids new to first grade how to do well.(LIE!) I am the boy who got to go on the HERRS Potato Chip factory tripTWICE! In First grade(you norwood kids know). I am the boy who secretly bought a paint ball gun from my friend Ray Hummel and accidentally shot my friend in the center of the eyes. I had to go and apologize to his parents the next day. I had to return the gun as well :( I am the boy whose house was vandalized when our neighbors threw peaches, dog toys and watch pieces at our house, and a grapefruit shattered my window. I am the boy who learned piano in a week after lying to a hero from a thousand paces saying i was playing 3 years. I some how pulled it off.(SNEAKY) I am the boy who put baseball cards in his spokes and thought i was the coolest kid on the street. I am the boy who was obsessed with the weather channel around 10 years old and would watch it every day and even go as far as VHS record the Doppler radar and watch the precipitation movement. I am the boy with a phobia to lightening. I am the boy who in 1996 predicted the crash of a 7 year old pilot. The night before the crash i told my parents that she would crash the following day, when they brought up that on the news she was going to be the youngest pilot to fly. . I am the boy who eats and enjoys healthy snacks. I am osbessed with being thin and its hard to eat anything deemed "JUNK". I am the boy that enjoys a cold redbull in the shower every morning. I am the boy whose presence will piss off your boyfriend. I am the boy who has a big heart and wants to be a excellent boyfriend (SOMEDAY) sadkjflsakjfsa eeep. I am the boy who at the age of 7 pondered the taste of piss at tubby time so i decided to try it. I am the boy who was obsessed with world war 2 as a child and one day drew swastika in sidewalk chalk all over my front sidewalk not knowing the meaning behind the symbol. My parents and the neighborhood were not plesed. I am the boy who at a young age had a obsession with silk and at the department store i would obsess over rubbing silk fabric between my thumb and finger. I am the boy who had a vision one morning while doing the paper route of 2 mallard ducks and when i got back from my route there were 2 mallard ducks in my drive way, years later 2 mallard ducks appeared again in my drive way. In my area mallard ducks are very rare. I am the boy who occasionally has dreams of airliners exploding in mid air from afar (i still havn't figured it out yet) I am the boy who was extremely terrified of the "Moon" in the opening introduction of the jackie gleeson show "Honey Mooners" i would cry behind a couch when it came on. I am the boy that only will drink "Energy Drinks" in the shower.I am the boy who has a uncle who works for the pentagon and was once a studio musician for "The Cure" and "Dead Kennedys" He also has wrote and published a "book" I am the boy that was subpoenaed for a bomb threat in 5th grade that i didn't commit! I am the boy who was captain of the varsity ice hockey team in high school and lead the team to a district championship. I am the boy who snuck out in 10th grade at 3am crossed a major high way to go to a "cool" high school graduation party where there was drinking. I get there and have my first whole beer and i fall in the house and was told to leave. Where as i left a cop arrested me and took me to the station. Upon taking me to the station he told me if i was drinking i said no! He pulled out a breathalizer and i began to lick my shirt violently thinking that it would do something. After i breathed in the machine the cop goes "You know..I hate lyres." I am the boy who will smash your phone if you text crazily in front of me on a date. I am the boy whose parents sent him to Huntington Learning center because they thought uninterest in school was a learning disability and me being the stubborn boy i am did awful on the entry exam on puprose. The learning center began me at a 1st grade learning level..i was in 6th grade at the time. Boy my parents wasted they're money! I am the boy that you want to kill because I am nice. I am the boy who worked in a resturaunt for 3 years as a dish washer and earned the nick name "Hardcore" because of my hard work ethic. Even though that was the worst 3 years of my life working there, but whatever the job is in life i apply my 210%. </span> </center>
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