They Call Me Dollface...
Don't add me to ur friend list: I won't accept u. I only add people I've actually talked to. This isn't a popularity contest, and the few that are on my list are a group of very RAD ppl.
So what to say about myself. Um. I'm kinda nuts, I don't like sleeping, I'm very smart but I don't live up to my potential... Yet. I'm 21, I'm not sure what I want out of life, and I'm not afraid to say that. I don't feel like I have to pretend like I know exactly what I want, or where I'm gonna be in 2 years. I can be rude, and kinda in yer face, but hey... Why take the spice out of life.
What I'm Not... And The Way I Are...
If you're looking for some sugar-coated, Barbie-wannabe bimbo skank, move along. I don't feel like I have to wear makeup or be perfect to be pretty. I've got a nice body, a pretty face, I hate my smile, I've got small boobs, and sometimes I cry when I look in the mirror. Sometimes I'm insecure because I feel ugly on the inside and that makes me look ugly on the outside, and I'm OK with that. Every girl goes through this sometimes, I'm just not afraid to be who I am and tell it like it is.
BTW- JUST BECAUSE I HAVE MY BAD DAYS DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAD OR DEPRESSED. I'M QUITE HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND MY LIFE.
Here's a link: http://www.myspace.com/salemscavern
If u really want to kno who I am, check out that site. It's me, inside and out, my good times, bad times, and downright stupid times.
The Warnings:
DO NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT ASK ME WHAT I DO FOR FUN. IF U DO, I WILL HUNT U DOWN, RUN OUT FROM BEHIND UR BUSHES AND CACK-SMACK U WITH A GIANT PURPLE DILDO COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER. IT'S A CRAPPY WAY TO START CONVERSATION AND A COP-OUT QUESTION.
The Closing...
So ummm thanks for reading, if u got this far, ur cookie is in the mail.
I am Here for:
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me a man who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am, a solitary woman.
I've had it to here - being where love's a small world,
a part time thing, a paper ring. I know it's been done
havin' one man who loves you, right or wrong, weak or strong.
I don't if I ever will, but until I can find me a man who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am; a solitary woman.
Hobbies:
Crotch Rockets, Breakfast, BAMFs, Country Boys, Rammstein, Liquor, Oldies, Long Drives On The Beach , Chocolate, Vampires, Ancient Egypt, Blowing Stuff Up, Music, Cars, Movies, Punching Sharks In The Face, I DESPISE Horror Movies, Action Thriller Comedy and Documentaries, Art, Caesars, History, Architecture, Mobster Movies, Westerns, Old Movies, Coloring Inside The Lines, Walking, Dancing, Crawling , Beefcake, Dollarama, Hockey, Sports, Animals, Food, Pool/Catch, Sitting On My Throne, the Dane, Shiny Objects, Raiden , Video Games, My PSP, Camping, Offroading, Ebonics
Favorite Movies:
Scarface; 300; Donnie Darko; Sin City; Miss Congeniality; The Notebook; Goodfellas; American Gangster; Transformers; Invasion of the Body Snatchers; Pitch Black; 5th Element; Live Free or Die Hard; Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; Boondocks Saints; Boiler Room; Transporter 1 and 2; any Kevin Smith movie; Blade 1, 2 and 3; Freedom Writers; 28 Days; and many many others
Favorite TV Shows:
Heroes
Favorite Music:
I listen to everything except country.A typical playlist for me can include any song from any genre, as long as I'm moving, singing, dancing along. I'm an intensely emotional person, so a lot of things in my life depend on my moods, especially my music.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov, James Patterson or Anne Rice. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
I Love:
Randoid Facts about me:
I'm single, and I like it.
I live by myself in an apartment downtown with my cat/homie Raiden.
I'm getting lots of tattoos.
No, you can't see them.
Yes, I'm a bitch.
I quit smoking.
I'm a nerd.
I'm also a badass.
I'm kind of a walking contradiction.
I like to swear a lot.
I drink way too much coffee.
I'd rather spend my money on tattoos, makeup and food than on anything else.
I'm too selfish for babies.
I am too solitary for relationships.
I talk to myself.
I talk to my cat and I also talk to my computer.
I tend to listen to a song I like over and over until I can't stand it anymore.
I want to go to Harvard to study Law.
I like arguing.
I'm an awesome person.
I don't lie.
I have a certain fondness for dark hair and light eyes and I'm happy I have both.
I'm an egotistical pig and I'm fairly certain I should have been born with a penis.
I'm a huge clown.
I love my friends and I would die for them, just like I would die without them.
I hope I never get married or have kids... I'd rather get a new computer and some new tattoos.
I'm full of myself... but not in a bad way.
I wouldn't rather be anybody but me.
I Hate:
People get on my nerves and I don't like it when they impose themselves on me or my life.
