| The laws of physics do not apply to me. I have been to the moon and back in one day. I have found the meaning of life. I have learned and forgotten every language known to man. I have finished painting the Mona Lisa. I have found the missing arms of the Venus de Milo. I can be found building and flying fighter jets in my spare time. I can chug a whole gallon of milk without throwing up. I can lick my elbow and touch them behind my back. I have gotten 100% on Through the Fire and the Flames on expert. Every thursday I can be found teaching pigs how to fly and have almost succeeded. I play water polo in the Sahara. |
