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Something You Should Know About Me
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I have been to the moon and back in one day.
I have found the meaning of life.
I have learned and forgotten every language known to man.
I have finished painting the Mona Lisa.
I have found the missing arms of the Venus de Milo.
I can be found building and flying fighter jets in my spare time.
I can chug a whole gallon of milk without throwing up.
I can lick my elbow and touch them behind my back.
I have gotten 100% on Through the Fire and the Flames on expert.
Every thursday I can be found teaching pigs how to fly and have almost succeeded.
I play water polo in the Sahara.
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