It was like March, April Fuckin Libra.... Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive. I used to hang with the original, billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did. My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show, Mama a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella. Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day, Sarahon. When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack. I'm out cold, they though it had fucked me up, I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer... Whatever. Tied me up burned me. and threw stones. Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts. After that they started bowin and shit, Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get! I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a dirty hippie, and all I want is my flavor. 50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my nuts. I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators Battled terminators. Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me I faught in the civil war, Yankees army I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10.....umm... I walked across enemy lines with a, lantern Steddy takin cannon balls To the balls. The war ended, I traveled the country horse back... Until this fool tried to horse jack! He put his gun to my head and blew my face up. Didn't even smear the makeup. I took his gun a put a divit in his neck. The sherriff didn't like it, I got endited. 87 long years in the state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in. They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a hundred and somethin?"