I kiss kiss kiss my sis on the lips. Et je suis un connard.
I am Here for:
Screen-capping penises.
Hobbies:
Making feet for children shoes.
Favorite Movies:
Hackers, the Fifth Element, the Princess Bride, Tron, Can't Hardly Wait, Singing in the Rain, Little Shop of Horrors, Follow the Fleet, Robocop, Zoolander.
Favorite TV Shows:
BSG, Arrested Development, Firefly, Dexter, QI, How It's Made.
Favorite Music:
I'M MORE METAL THAN YOU.
Favorite Books:
Ich Kann Zählen! by Richard Scarry, the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, Stephen Biesty's INCREDIBLE CROSS SECTIONS, the Mutiny on the Bounty trilogy by Nordoff and Hall, and East by Edith Pattou. And trite commercial smut novels.
I Love:
Bill Nye the Science Guy, Fred Astair, James McAvoy, Strunk and White, good dental hygiene, gratuitous nudity.
I Hate:
Fun, sleep, yellow, girls.
