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I am trying to find a way to get rid of this old nag of a wife. I tried viagra and made her give me head so that she could choke to death, but no success. Any ideas?
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You to get me my pills bitch, and dont forget my Ensure hoe.

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Pole vaulting, viagra, camping, fishing, drinking, boat racing, foozball, playing pool, clubbing, sleeping.

Favorite TV Shows: 
House, Mind Freak, Web Junk 20

I Love: 
sushi

I Hate: 
cooked veggies
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, ! I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ! ("Honey, I'm home... )
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....! ....)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
A cat's urine is fluorecent under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to research that??)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the bill
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
Leonardo DA Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps twice over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
............Now you know everything!
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O.o°•T...
 
Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:59:20 PM GMT
helllllo ma gorgeous stickam hubby hehehehe xxxxx
freddy
 
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:13:48 PM GMT
hey brotha whats going on. long time no see
matt864
 
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 4:41:08 AM GMT
wzup.. Are u in any rooms?
Loonie ...
 
Sunday, September 9, 2007 10:05:52 PM GMT
You bastard you gave my sister AIDS!
O.o°•T...
 
Friday, July 27, 2007 1:11:46 PM GMT
iya aids how r ya long time no chat lol xxx
matt864
 
Thursday, June 21, 2007 6:30:15 AM GMT
wzsup.deeeebs
♥ Denden
 
Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:45:17 PM GMT
What's up? thanks for the request:)
○Sam...
 
Wednesday, December 27, 2006 9:12:56 AM GMT
where u at
○Sam...
 
Sunday, December 24, 2006 11:14:23 AM GMT
yo wussup
○Sam...
 
Monday, December 18, 2006 7:11:44 AM GMT
hey
music_i...
 
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 5:55:31 AM GMT
U WENT UN LIVE.. POOLZ CLOSED..DAM AIDS
○Sam...
 
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:48:20 AM GMT
awww you poor neglected person u lol hold on i'm goin live as \[]D\ok
XxAnGeL...
 
Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:31:24 PM GMT
Your just way too hot in you picture. Too damn fat tho.
XxAnGeL...
 
Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:26:59 PM GMT
Your my hero aids.