We are NOT on a first name basis.
You will call me 'Scorn' or 'ruleroftheuniverse.'
Don't think you're cute or clever
because you're probably not.
Ask yourself three questions before each message
"Does this resemble a pick up line?"
"Would I wink after saying this?"
"Is this considered solicitation of a minor?"
If you answer yes to one or more of the above questions
GTFO.
I will live up to expectations.
Whether you perceive me to be
boring
attractive
a cunt
egotistical
rude
ugly
or just plain amazing,
I won't let you down.
I am Here for:
lack of anything better to do at three in the morning. x_x
Hobbies:
lawling. duh.
yeah. I also raid.
ferreal.
I'm a girlscout.
I like to camp.
I can build a fire like it's nobody's business.
Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Labyrinth, Waterworld, A Knights Tale, The Goonies, Newsies, Kids, Joe Dirt, Saved, Loose Change, I Am Sam, The Graduate, The Princess Bride, The Prestige, Equilibrium, Garden State, What Dreams May Come, A Night at the Roxbury, Stranger Than Fiction.
Favorite TV Shows:
Mythbusters. Futurama. Some Anime.
Favorite Music:
Chevelle, [old]AFI, Deftones, Breaking Benjamin, Chester Bennington, Social Distortion, Rammstein, Goo Goo Dolls, Jack Off Jill, The Used, Kill Hannah, Mindless Self Indulgence, Apoptygma Berzerk, Shiny Toy Guns, [techno], Basshunter, Muse, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, David Bowie, Bright Eyes, Straylight Run, Dashboard Confessional, Ben Folds.
Favorite Books:
Kurt Vonnegut, rest his soul.
Chip Kidd is my graphic designer of choice.
I Love:
My
hats. My favorite hat is, and has always been, my santa hat. It keeps
my ears the warmest, and looks absolutely adorable on me.
I can also be seen wearing sombreros, jester hats, ski hats, and mardi
gras hats.
I Hate:
your face.
