Once upon a time, my mother had sex. A lot. Nine months later, I was born. Who is the father? Who the fuck knows?
I am Here for:
a six piece chicken finger combo with fries and a Sierra Mist
Hobbies:
watching movies
Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Superbad, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little miss sunshine, Bourne, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Die Hard
Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Prison Break
Favorite Music:
Bad Religion, Weezer
Favorite Books:
Fight Club, The Great Train Robbery
I Love:
sex
I Hate:
people who read tabloids