"Wealth dies.
Freinds die
One day you too will die.
But one thing that never dies
is the judgment
On how you spent your life"

"The time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted"

"man how come you can go get the girl and i gotta chase after the dwarf?"

"Compliance"

"If you don't tell me now i'll have to kill you PaInFuLlY"

"You started a fight?!! YOU DIDNT INVITE ME!!!"

"England Prevails"

"d'ya goth the time or have ye forgoth ye watch?"

"voice 1: shit guys the missles are coming fire our shit!
voice 2: but i am le tired
Voice 1: well... have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

"Female voice: thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
Male Voice: Oh i know what the ladies like"

"When i joined the core we didnt have any fancyschmancy tanks... we had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock between the platoon, and we had to SHARE the rock!"

"Thats right you mothers Run!"

"If i aint drinking, you sure aint shopping!"

"or its a glowy key all the time... and when you stab people with it...... it unlocks there death"

"For the love of evil! Somebody awnser the phone!"

"why do we have a million apocalypse devices but no awnsering machine!"

"its quiet.... too quite"*gunshot past head*"Now suddenly its too loud... i preffered it when it was quiet"

"You have broken the chain and the covenant you muts be judged!"

"Quiet you... you'll get me in trouble"

"Silence you fettered wretch!"

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion"

"FLAME"

"SPAAM!!"

"Why is the rum ... always gone..."

"Take what ye can... give nothing back"

"I am mister fossie, first mate of captain lechimp!"

"Suffering suckatas! tis good to be dead!"

"now with the awesome power of this vodoo cannon ball... i'll blast my significant other, into the significant otherworld! har har!...
that'll show her how much i truly care"

"I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

“How dare ASCN defend its territory with the full force of their resources!!” I am a firm believer in bringing a tank to sward fight."

"Fly safe, rob, steal, extort and gank at your best my fellow pirates!"

Enjoy when you can and endure what you must. ~Goethe~

To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's. ~Dostoevsky~

It must be hard to be a model because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way. ~Warhol~

"A KNIFE IN THE BACK OFTEN STARTS WITH A HUG"

"BLAST"

"NEBKENEZZER!"

"JERABOHEM!"

"We are the powerful, we are the immortal! We should walk fearless in the open!"

"Appreciate your prey"

"Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh." --Robert Bolt

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness." --Albus Dumbledore

"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death." -- Jermaine Evans

I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to"

"Understand Death? Sure. That was when the monsters got you." Mark Petrie, Salem's Lot, p139, by Stephen King

"A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died. Hakuin answered 'How am I supposed to know?'
'How do you know? You're a Zen master!' exclaimed the samurai.
'Yes, but not a dead one,' Hakuin answered." ~Zen mondo

"Just for the record, hookers are not people, no matter how much they try to convince you otherwise while you're strangling them."

"Death is its own reward"
"Bring Your pretty face to my axe"
"Siren(13) (Says to Spyke(5)) you were too sexy to be safe. "
"no cookie is bad tasting, especially not yours"

English doesn't borrow from other languages; it follows other languages down dark alleys, coshes them, then rummages in their pockets for loose grammar.

It ish Shpyke. He ish very toight... toight like a toiger.

"Master God: Not only were we talking about you, Spyke... we weren't wearing pants while we were doing it."

"Master God: We actually had a blowup doll with a picture of your face taped onto the head, Spyke.
Master God: o.O... okay, I admit it. I lost it thinking about Spyke.
Master God: We should have a great big orgy... me, Plushy, Spyke, Leo, Kitty...
Master God: I don't know if that's a proper guy:girl ratio for Leo...
Murder Plushy: I have to cook...T)T
SeditiousSpyke: im still copying and pasting here you know
Master God: I'm still not wearing any pants.
Murder Plushy: I love you Spyke <3
Master God: If I had a card or a USB cable for my phone, I'd post some pictures of my pantlessness.
Murder Plushy: I don't feel like taking any pictures for you Spyke
Murder Plushy: Sorry
Master God: But for now, just imagine the sexiest thing in the whole world, and then imagine it with no pants.
Murder Plushy: You can just imagine I guess
SeditiousSpyke: ......
L: If I had a camera.. I'd take a picture of my foot?"

If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.

Numb Kitty: Children poluteing my innocent adoration of my dear Spyke.

Time Of Viper: Omg...well my chocolaty body must be given to Spyke now, since only he wants it.

Time Of Viper: You killed me once, I would never hold it aginst you tho...if you were to attack me now, I would be most inclined to sleep with you instead of fight.

Kenshu: I have Spykes spawn

Plushy Goddess: I want Spykers Spawns....

There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word,which means more to me than any other.That word is ENGLAND

Honestly I dont think about sex unless I am talking to you as a general rule

Darkness: Gah, Jack sparrow and a gorgeous Spyke! I think I just creamed myself XD

When you signed on, my heart beat a little faster, and I clapped my hands like a little kid, grinning. I love you so fucking much

would you like me to leave you alone or may I continue brain washing you? I fucking LOVE this girl

Kitty { Emotional Masochist} says: Spyke ish god, bringer of dawn xD

"No one is going to believe the cold hard Spyke is sitting here letting a newblood play with his fingers like a child, you know that?"

"he works better than asprin"

Kitty: "We have sex till our injuries heal!"
Spyke: "and then what?"
Kitty: "and then i feed you and then we do it again!"
Spyke: "Now thats a Plan!"

Kitty ( If I begged you on my knees would it make you love me less?} says:
ah, the joys of knowing stupid people
Seditious Spyke| I am a freak in control not a control freak, I am the sheep that got away!!! says:
LMAO... now theres a qoute and a half!!!

"no man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. - henry adams."

"Which is more tempting, my body or my blood?"

"You're just a fuckup I'm just a fuckup We're just two fuckups At least we're fucked up together "

"I am shakeing, my lip is bleeding and I want you so fucking bad I could scream"

I could scream I could I mean... Shit Spyke >.< I want you so fucking badd I..

(In refferacnce to a previous evening) "I can not be held responsable for my actions when dealing with a new stumulation!"

"you look adrorable, in a scary, elite sex god kind of way"

"My boobs are getting bigger again >.< I blame you Spyke"

"AmazingPuffles:(Says to you)You're sweet like honey, Spykers."

"karma lizard: I FUCKED MY SISTER!
SeditiousSpyke: I FUCKER HER 2
....
Joe Death: Go Spyke XD
SeditiousSpyke: yes... go me... <.<

BigDawg also fucked karma lizard's sister. Infact, pretty much everyone has done karma lizard's sister at some point in their life."

Alex Corvis: thats why i have no problem with SeditiousSpyke, for unlike everyone else here, he holds what i call intelligence

Penis: "The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

I loveth you in a my big guardian angel kind of way! The kind that its like Woo Hes protecting me but at the same time he is sooo going to hit me... lol!

Kitty <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3's Spyke

"I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Kitty ( Almost human) says: <(o.O)> wow, feel the love ^.^ I wana love rape Spykers

Regretably this is me at my most tuned in:
"You're wrong, and you're probably insane. I hurt and murder and kill for my own personal reasons, but I never dream of thinking that it's morally right or just. It's what I do, nothing more or less. Some might say that it makes me a lesser monster than you, but I suppose it doesn't matter. Any last words?"

"War doesnt determine whos right, it determines whos left"

Coral-chan:"thanks Spyke, you always know how to help hun, and your the best big brother I could ask for"

"Vamp Poet: Spyke may be a slut. but he is in NO WAY fat Vamp Poet: Yes, you know I still love you. Vamp Poet: I like your man-whore-ness."

Feven: Damn you Spykers....and your fast like skills...
Feven: Like a ninja, you are...
Feven: A damn thieving ninja...
SeditiousSpyke: ;^) a thin curvy ninja!
Master God: Spyke moves at 1nph.

FacetiousFuck: Spyke you sicken me...In a good way.;]

Victoria Lake(Says to you): You scare me in a loving way.

Victoria Lake(Says to you): I would sleep with you Spyke, but you would only be a BootyCall

Vamp Poet: Spkye makes me hungry

Tommy Vercetti:
Spyke and Lee, Spyke and Lee, Fun for all the Family Spyke and Lee, Spyke and Lee, Look at them Stuck in a Tree Spyke and lee, Spyke and Lee, Taking a Piss, Down an Alley!

"You have a certain air about you. Cute in a very "death metal and grrr!" kind of way:p"

"My parodox my lovely, my own beautiful sin... your weird little world completes mine."

"i'd rather take spykes side because otherwise akumi might molest me"

"This Spyke attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it."

"I want that Spyke, not excuses."

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Spyke' at will to old ladies."

"One Spyke's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

"If you build it, Spyke will come."

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Spyke."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Spyke didn't exist."

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Spyke."

Come with Spyke if you want to live.

You take the blue Spyke - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Spyke. Prepare to die!

Well, here's another nice Spyke you've gotten me into!

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Spyke, in this life or the next

I am not a Spyke! I am a human being. I am a man.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Spyke.

Spyke, for lack of a better word, is good.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Spyke!

We can't stop here. This is Spyke country.

Watch the Spyke, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Spyke!

Well, a Spyke's a Spyke, but they call it 'le Spyke'.

Lions and tigers and Spyke, oh my!

I could dance with you 'til the Spyke come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Spyke 'til you came home.

Keep your friends close, but your Spyke closer.

There is a Spyke coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

With great power comes great Spyke.

Strange and wonderful things happens when one is between the legs of Spike

Akumi:Damn boys.
Akumi:That doesn't include spyke...
Akumi:Because spyke's a man!
Akumi:XD

Kenshu: I have been with my boyfriend like 3 1/2 years
Kenshu: Spyke is just better.

Akumi: Well...I mean...I wasn't trying to milk you!

"My friends were scared because I smiled too much today. I blame you!"

"you and your infernaly twisted sense of irony"

"you are so very odd, and I am really glad"

"we're all going to die"!
"Be Positive"
"Okay we're going to Die very quickly!"

Danica Shardae: and with that...Spyke... you win...
SeditiousSpyke: i win...?
Danica Shardae: yes
SeditiousSpyke: how....???
Danica Shardae: because if i were a guy, lets just say my pants would be pointing up at you

Lolli: Guess who's boobies!
Skaarj: ah the true game of the intellectuals!

(after sex)
"Damn...you move fast!"

(after sex)
"Spyke...you know you were good. You had me moaning out loud."
"yes, but thats besides the point!"

Crysis: I once knew a boy called SeditiousSpyke, he was the promiscuous type. He once came to me with a suggestion, but I had to reject him; I didn't think I could fit him inside

Chloe Hoeyy: Leaving?
Crysis: No, just scared by Spyke's musings XD
Chloe Hoeyy: Arent we all?

GoonDaddyTheo: This is the 4th time that Spyke has beat me up!!!
DarkElfMage: Well don't hit him in the head with cinderblocks?

Akumi: *Licks her lips slowly and strikes a sexy pose, giving Spyke the lips*

Slow-Dumb Zombie
Possibly the most common and well known variety of zombie, as well as the easiest to defeat. They are unable to move quickly, and are not smart enough to do anything other than walk(well, shamble) towards the nearest human they can detect. What causes these zombies to form is disputed, but leading authorities in zombification literature believes that it is caused by rage infested monkeys. Most of the time, you could survive an attack by them simply by walking away somewhat quickly. The only time you may really need to destroy these zombies is if you are really bored. Unfortunately, somehow the rest of the world is so stupid that by the end of the movie there will be an overwhelming number of these things trying to get into your safehouse, and your only hope is an impromptu rescue by Monty Python.

For more fun regarding Slow-Dumb zombies, view the documentary Shaun of the Dead.

The best weapon for combating this breed of pesky and totally retarded undead is anything which has comedy value, i.e. Pump-action-frying-pan, the pope's flower pot (the plant being fed on holy water will cause some sort of fun effect), hiring a samurai to beat the zombies to death with a fish, lawnmower with spray tube... and so on.

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Fast-Dumb Zombie
These are somewhat trickier. While they still just go in a straight line towards you, they are able to run like freaking triathletes. These zombies are caused by, what scientists call, "Mysterious Forces" that randomly beset people and cause them to desire eating human flesh (especially Brains.) See the great documentary, "Dawn of the Dead" for information on this type of zombie.

To defeat zombies such as this, get to a high place, block any easy entrances, and open fire with a semi-automatic rifle or carbine. Or throw rocks if you want it to last a while.

The best way to slaughter these muthas is an angry black man with a shotgun. Failing that, a nuclear weapon will suffice.

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Slow-Smart Zombie
These zombies are unable to move quickly, but are smart enough to use weapons and hide in wait until you are vulnerable to attack. These zombies can be really tricky. These zombies are created by hellspawn that crawl out of some portal that opens up when humanity meddles in things it cannot comprehend, and the punishment is dire indeed. For a good idea of how to deal with these zombies, see the fine computer simulation, "Doom".

To slay these zombies, you first need the yellow key card...oh, just get that black guy, or a hazmat team, or both. Actually, screw the team. Grab a Big Fucking Gun and blow the crap out of the shadows. Alternately, it is also possible to obtain a sample of the zombie disease in question and turn into one of the fuckers. Then you can really whip their asses in style.

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Fast-Smart Zombie
These zombies suck. Although they are the rarest kind of zombie, the destruction and death they cause is complete. These zombies are undoubtably caused by Zombie Jesus urinating on a dead human body. If your town is beseiged by fast-smart zombies, get a gun, and kill yourself. Unless you want to be a zombie, then you should simply find the nearest neighborhood zombie group (zombies ALWAYS travel in groups) and run at them, waving your arms above your head in the signal for "I like watermelon" and screaming the words "I DRIVE A FRICKIN' ZAMBONI", which is proven to attract the living dead.

To effectively splatter these zombies, use that nuke. If you don't have a nuke, you can actually trick the zombies effectively enough by forging a piece of government legislation that says you do.

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OH SHIT !!! Zombie
As depicted in the Return of the Living Dead documentaries and Pirates of the Carribean, these zombies are impervious to just about everything. Damaging the brain won't slow them down at all. Decapitating them just means you now have a zombie head and a zombie body both coming after you. They also seem to posses a certain level of intelligence and a variety of speeds. While burning them destroys the zombies themselves, it also may also guarantee that the ashes will infect something else and make them into a zombie. This is known as the Theory of Zombie Pollen.

If these type of zombies are encountered...well, you're screwed. Nice knowing ya'.

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"Rage" Zombies
There has always been a great deal of debate about whether this particular species of zombie is just a variant fast-smart zombie, or whether in fact they are zombies at all. However, these debates are usually quashed by a quick line on how "Just 'coz they look the same, doesn't mean they ARE the same, you godddamned racist!" These zombies were created in 2002 by the scientist known as Dr. Danny Boyle; they are in fact humans who were exposed to a virus that fills them with murderous rage, inciting them to tear apart everything they see (except, apparently, each other- zombies gotta stick together, y'all). Because they are still basically human, the "Rage" zombies can still run fast and climb walls. They cannot, however, eat stuff, presumably because they're just too damn pissed to eat. Therefore, the main cause of death in "Rage" zombies is starvation. Aside from the fast running, wall vaulting, tendancy to pack together, and the obligatory hissing, groaning, and ripping things to shreds with their bare hands and teeth (as if that isn't identification enough), all "Rage" zombies have glowing red eyes. You can primarily become one if you are bitten by one, or if their blood mixes with yours. It is also rumored that you can easily turn by listening to "Rage against the machine" boy-band.

For more information on "Rage" zombies, seek out the docu-drama "28 Days Later".

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