So here's the deal; women want me, men want to be me. Some men even want to be with me... except I don't find man-ass all that attractive. All of this makes me like James Bond, or Jason Bourne. But in reality, I'm more like Austin Powers... yeah baby! I've been to a few orgies and had fun... so I guess I got that going for me. I'm liberal in social constructs but conservative in fiscal matters, which is basically saying I'm a Libertarian. I think Communists and Socialists suck. If you're one of them, you can SUCK IT! I don't like talking about religion with people that get all pissy about it. It's all nonsense anyway. I dig science, mathematics, logic, and reason with all my heart. Whatever, if you think you can roll with me, and I have a pretty strong pimp-hand, then so be it.