when i was younger i slipped at a friends house and i chipped my two front teeth. later in life i had to wear braces and so the dentist went ahead and adjusted them so that they would even out and wouldnt look chipped. but i can still feel the chipped parts. i went to a private middle school so i know what its like to wear a uniform. this is why ive never joined a team or the military. i had fun there tho, there was this dude that used to go around the classrooms and pop the door open real quick and spray this "fart-in-a-can" type thing that drove us crazy... hahahha man that was funny. then i hit high school and i went to GW which was a HUGE adjustment for me because coming from a private school (what 20-30 students my grade?) and heading into a public high school... dang ive never seen so many freakin' ppl in one place at the same time. but it was cool though because i sat across from this one girl named Nicole Rodriguez who was one HOT mamma let me tell you. creamy legs, beautiful face, coconut scented hair, etc etc. everything you could superficially want in a woman. lets just say she was so damned hot that i remember her to this day some 10+ years later! hey if you know a Nicole Rodriguez that fits this description, please dont hesitate to contact me and let me know how to get a hold of her. i'm not as intimidated by her as i once was and i really think i have a shot at making her my wife! Nicole, if youre reading this, HERE I COME!
anyhoo after high school i didnt know what to do with myself so i went down to the military recruiters and i was gonna join until that army dude told me that i was fat and that i would need to go to a "special camp"... it didnt take me a second of thought to run out and head to shirleys for some deep-fried comfort. freakin military WHY CANT I BE FAT AND FIRE A GUN?!?
anyhow i had a few jobs here and there nothing bad but nothing good either. then one day i said fuckit to myself and so i went into this one store where they were starting up a magazine and i ended up becoming the graphic artists' apprentice and so thats what i do today!
i skipped a lot obviously so if you need/want to know more just ask!
I am Here for:
Fun
Hobbies:
figuring out how to play the guitar, i want to play drums and piano and generally all the musical instruments cos i think thats cool. i also like to play with RCs, airsoft guns, 360 wii and ps3. i absolutely love putting my feet in the sand at the beach and feeling the sand between my toes. i like coffee as well. there are a lot of things i do/would like to do to list here!
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Replacement Killers, the Bourne trilogy, and more..
Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, 24, SNL, Simon and Simon, and much much more!
Favorite Music:
The Crystal Method, The Corrs, The Cure, just too many to list!
Favorite Books:
i made the mistake of reading the second book in the terry goodkind wizards rule series and ive been hooked since ever since, not for the story (cos really it sucks) but i'd like to know what actually HAPPENS in the end! i used to read romance novels until i was told that it wasnt a manly thing to do. i had no idea, the stuff made me horny what with all the soft wetness between her legs and such... i also like john grisham stuff and tom clancy and whats his name that does the shannara series terry brooks and david eddings and robert jordan and whats his name that did that congo book... man too many to list!
I Love:
An insane amount of things, including food!
I Hate:
An insane amount of things, including bad food!
