Sara Darling

People Call Me Sara Darling™. I'm 18.I'm 5'0, I'm not short - I'm funsized. Casual is a word I'd pair with my clothes, Not sex I think sluts are awesome sauce I can be sarcastic, never take me seriously. If you took the previous statement seriously, you're not paying attention properly. I never take things seriously. I like to make a joke out of most things I tend to laugh instead of getting upset or angry. People without a sense of humour make me feel awkward and uncomfortable. I'm either really laid back - Or really on edge. . I'm trying to quit smoking. I pretty much want beat myself stupid for starting again. I dye my hair a lot I draw on myself a lot. I like tattoo's. I eat a lot of chicken. I think cheek piercings on chubby girls are the cutest thing I've ever seen. Large Stretched Lobes on girls or guys is unbearably attractive. anom nom nom. I don't like bitchy girls. I don't really get along with most girls. Most of my friends are male. I either sleep too much or not enough. I have 4 sisters 1 of them is a cousin, iconsider a sister. I have 1 nieces, & 1 nephew. I don't need to drink to have fun. I have more fun sober. My friends are my chosen family, They are everything to me. I like 'to go out and party',but I prefer being around friends, and just relaxing. Ignorance agitates me. People who find joy in other's misery, are people I have absolutely no patience for. I'm easily amused. I'm asthmatic. I'm anaemic. I have arthritis in my legs and arms. The majority of my life I was overweight, a full fledged cream puff. I've learnt to get by on personality. I like to look well put together where ever I go. For myself, not you. I do not do drugs. I've tried all. I really am odd enough without them. I'm too nice. I always feel the need to help people, And I always put my well-being on the back burner. I was told by a therapist that's unhealthy - I don't care. I can't stand things not being even or symmetrical. I get distracted extremely easily. I babble a lot. In fact, when I get myself going I could talk under wet cement. I . won't . shut . up. I pace back and forth when I'm bored. it irritates most people. I've broken several bones. I'm extremely clumsy so I'm sure I'll break more. I live in jeans and hoodies most of the time. I feel like an awkward dumb ass in a dress. I walk all stiff and stupid. I have a weird liking for pens and markers. I prefer relationships to random 'hook ups'. Always have. I say "I love you" to less people than I can count on one hand. I'd turn completely lesbian for Hilary Swank. *thrust*. I wish I liked carrot sticks, they look fun to eat. I can get along with almost anyone, If I need too. I get furious when people hurt someone I care about - I'll set you on fucking fire if you do. I stutter when I'm too excited, or too nervous. I mumble most of the time when I talk. These are my facts and opinions, I do not expect them to be yours. I won't judge or dismiss you if you disagree with them. Each has the right to their own opinion, remember? I Enjoy Meeting New people. I Have NO patience With people Who Judge. So If Yuu Wanna Know More Just Ask.. SARA DARLING™