My name is chris. And I'm an ugly son-of-a-bitch. I don't have a life. And I'm not original. I offer you absolutely nothing except a cheap laugh. I stereotype, but I'm not conceited or vain. I will not respond to "hey what's up?" unless you're hot which is completely shallow and unfair. I'm awkward and I try to sound cultured but don't buy into it. I'm a moron, but I'd like to be your friend. If you're still reading this then you're educated. Now you know. Still wanna talk to me? and please type properly if you're gonna speak to me :] kay. Thank you.
I'm gay, so, if you're looking to scrap about it, step right up.