| Once there was a little boy named humper. Humper was a spolied brat and got every thing he wanted. Now today it is Humper’s parents aniversery. Humper’s parents got a baby sitter for him and left the house. Humper and the baby sitter were sitting on the couch watching tv..Humper said, hey babysitter kiss me on the lips. The baby sitter says, no theres no way im doing that. Humper says, if you dont ill spill jucie on the rug and tell my parents you did it. The baby sitter says fine and kisses humper. Humper then tells the babysitter to take her top off. The baby sitter says, No way im not doing that. Humper says, ill tell my parents you left me all alone in the house for an hour. The baby sitter says fine and takes her top off. The tv show ends and the babysitter brings humper up stairs because its his bed time. Humper says, get in the bad with me naked. The baby sitter says, No, there is NO way im doing that. Humper says that if she doesnt he will go down stairs and break all the dishes and tell his parents that there was a big party over at the house. The baby sitter says fine and gets in bed. All of a sudden Humpers parents come home because they remeber they left the hotel resevations at home. His mom calls, Humper, Humper. And he replies im trying mom! |
