The Dysfunctional Deity
 
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I'm Skewer. I'm cooler than Ice cubes.

If you make me a sign that says I'm your favorite fag then I'll love you forever. and then some more.

"Mase": Man Jazz. You're a 21st century Pontius Pilatus, hes the guy that pretty much condemned Jesus to death

and that was the birth of the 21st century Pontius Pilatus. Thanks Maisaa ^_^

I am Here for: 
your bod-e.

Hobbies: 
I like to do....you.

Favorite Music: 
3 doors down, 30 Seconds to Mars, 69 boys, The Academy is, AFI, Air Traffic, Alanis Morissette, The All-American Rejects, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Anberlin, Ashley Parker Angel, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Benny Benassi, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Blue October, Bon Jovi, Bonde do Role, Bowling for Soup, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, C+C music factory, Captain Jack, Celldweller, Chris Brown, Crossfade, Cupid, The Cure, Daddy Yankee, Deep Blue Something, Digitalism, Dirty Vegas, DJ Tiesto, Drownin Pool, Eminem, En Vogue, The Faint, Fall out Boy, Finger Eleven, Flyleaf, Foamy<3, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, Fountains of Wayne, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Haddaway, Harry Belafonte, Hellogoodbye, Hoobastank, James Blunt, Jet, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake, The Killers, Kim Wilde, King Missile, Korn, Kylie Minogue, Lifehouse, LINKIN PARK, Lost Prophets, Madina Lake, Madonna, Maroon Five, Matchbox Twenty, Mc Hammer, Medic Droid, Michelle Branch, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Natasha Bedingfield, Nickelback, Nine Days, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, No Mercy, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Pink, Plain White T's, Presidents of The United States of America, Puddle of Mudd, Pussycat Dolls, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rascal Flatts, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, REM, Right Said Fred, Saosin, Seal, Sean Kingston, Shaggy, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, Simple Plan, Sir Mixalot, Smashmouth, Snow Patrol, Soft Cell, Stephen Lynch, Stone Sour, Story of the Year, Survivor, Taking Back Sunday, Teddy Geiger, Teriyaki Boyz, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Tight Fit, Train, The Turtles, Uncle Cracker, Vanilla Ice, The Vapors, Weezer, When in Rome, Yellowcard

I Love: 
My friends and their bod-e's lol I love hot pockets too mmmm. and animation. and music. and boys.
I also love my fellow ninjas :-)

I Hate: 
hypocrites, liars
And Naruto. He's not a real ninja.
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I like to dance at random moments. I'm a seat dancer lol I hardly ever get up and dance. Sometime I do though. I will probably ask you to dance too. If you do dance then you're awesome. But for some reason not everyone will dance :-(. I also ask people to get nakie or to show their nipples lol. I don't really expect you to do it so don't be offended. Of course if you want to get nakie then that would be awesome ^_^

I'm sardonic.....A LOT. For those of you who don't know what that means, it means that I'm sarcastic in a mean way. If you can't deal with it then oh well. Fuck off and have a nice day :-)

I like to think I'm pretty fucking awesome. No arrogance here though.

Grammar ninja here. I correct people a lot. Unless you're unimportant or hopeless.

I'd get naked on aim. Too risky here.

If you haven't realized it already, I'm a total fag. Not feminine though.

Am I racist if I hate everyone equally?

You can call me Skewer. Anything else you want to know. Ask. Skewer's an open book.

k bye.
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Tye's-t...
 

Whats up ho bag?
stonewa...
 

hey r. kelly, get your shit on and ill rock you to shreds with real music none of the fall out boy bs
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Tye's-t...
 

My sister told me I have to get to the concert myself. Wtf :( UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OwnageP...
 

heyheyhey, thanks for friending me!come to my next liveeeeee! it's usually friday and sat night, I do prank calls, look at my stickam profile playlist to hear some(comment them PLEASE!), and go to my break.com profile @ http://www.break.com/OwnagePranks dont forget to subscribe!
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hey bud