Spiced

War of the Tree Gods (Although it has nothing to do with the trees at war anymore.) …. (Mahogany)…. Parking lot of the church: What you see here is the war; the war of the tree people. Mass casualties on both sides. Can’t even tell who won. Side street: The war over there has spread. The parking lot was just Canada. This over here is Europe! (Mandy jumps to one side of the street.) This here is Germany! They’re all alive and in the gutter! They won! (Sara jumps to the other side.) And this is England who won the overall war! You can tell they just ass-raped Germany. Germany was just bent over like, “Yeah!” and England was like, “Take it!” Germany was thinking, “Is this good?” WHAM! Out of nowhere England ass-raped the hell out of them! “You didn’t warn France, didja?!” Side story! How the gas chambers got their names: Jews were in there and just up out of nowhere…. Someone farted. And you know the whole time, someone was in there thinking, “Oh shit. Was that me?” before they all dropped dead. The Germans had nothing to do with it. Back to the war: So Germany went over to France and was like, “Hey! I think I see a quarter over there!” So France was like, “Yay! Army rations!” and bent over to pick it up and that was when Germany snuck up and attacked. France got ass-raped. They were greatly affected. Then Germany joined forces with Russia but Russia didn’t like what Germany was going for. So Russia turned around and ass-raped Germany. That’s when Italy comes into the story. Italy had previously been brutally butt-fucked leaving mental and physical scars that no one should have to relive in therapy. So Italy and Germany team up and they get all up in Belgium. But England was like, “Ahh hell nah!” So England came, bent Germany over, and rode them for all they were worth. Meanwhile, Italy was being taken care of (ass-raped) by Russia. Then when Russia was done there, they came over and ass-raped Germany. By now you’d think Germany would just quit having been ass-raped for like the fourth time. But nahh, so Russia was like, “Take it! Take it like the whore you are!” and they did… they really did.