I have like 5 bottles of champagne prepped and ready. I plan on drinking them all as soon as tomorrow rolls around. You're about to lose a hell of a lot of weight.
It has been. I blame the economy... or global warming. One of those two. Actually it might be because you're always holding a corn dog when I go for a high five.
Yoooo I heard it was the anniversary of the day you claimed freedom from being covered in placenta. Congrats, I missed it though cause I'm an asshole. I considered waiting another 365 days to leave the message but I was too lazy.